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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 68.85.155.33
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 10:07 pm: |    |
marla raaku |
Bewarseno0
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bewarseno0
Post Number: 199
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 168.159.190.36
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:44 pm: | |
Bewarse out |
Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1079
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:40 pm: | |
>>Dear Penthouse story laaga vundhi..
idi kuda Sulekha nundi c & p mama.
ayina source gurinchi deniki mama? nachhite enjoy cheseste polaa.....
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Bewarseno0
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bewarseno0
Post Number: 191
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 168.159.190.36
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:38 pm: | |
idedo, Dear Penthouse story laaga vundhi.. naa anumunam smartiegadu last month magazine nunchi C & P eamo
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Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 2223
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.29.77.48
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:33 pm: | |
kotha teknik balei vundhi Smartie 
Try this link here.. |
Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1078
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:25 pm: | |
Deithadi mama,
ni kosam ee kinda story
I have been living in Japan for a few days -- ever since I remember, I have had a "thing" for Asian women. (Chinkies). I was about eleven and was visiting my father who was posted here.I was making my "initial brushes" with my sexuality and seeing a slim, pettite, fair Japanese chick would do something to me. I did not understand then. I got my first hard-on while starring at a Japanese chick's "V" for a little too long. After, which there was no looking back and have fanatsised a lot about them.
I always imagined them to be extremely submissive -- representational of their culture. Now, I am 22, extremely tall '(especially for this country) and being from India makes them believe that I am intelligent, and philosophical (the Buddha connection). I take full adavnate of this and while talking to a chick, often bring up the KSutra.......its easy and chicks often fall for it. I tell them that I learnt massages from the KS from an old master, and rarely do they decline a massage offer. 80% of the time, massages extend into something more....depending on the luck factor and how good my massage has been.
This one particular girl, I massaged the other night, Miok, was really reluctant to begin with. I met her at a friend's house. To convince her, I started massaging the back of her neck while talking to her. She felt really releved, but was tsill very shy. For some reason, she stared at my trousers, and getting her attention there made me semi-hard. I took a break from her and told her that I will be back soon, I dissapered for about 20 mins. but keeping an eye on Miok. I could see she wanted it. She was looking for me, as soon as I got back, she said she wanted to see what my old master had taught me.
I took her to my appartment, lit some aggarbattis (ambienceis most imp.) told her to lie on her back. Did some drama with "cleansing the envir. and first touched her poles -- i.e. head, toes, and finger ends" You got to make it look authntic. After, which I started massaging her.....she was so damn ticklish. I was wondering how it would be to slip my finger between her lips. She was wearing her clothes, as felt too shy to get naked. I started with her hands, legs in a very non-erotic manner. After which I started her back. She was relaxed now and wanted me to take her hsirt off, so I could massage her back properly. That was good, then she allowed me to take off her skirt. The massage was getting over, and normally this is when I try to get a little extra -- for some reaosn I felt this was going to be a waste and I would have to relieve my sexual tension myself. So was not to be......I had just finished massgaing her feet, when she turned around, and without any warning unzipped my shorts. I was totally taken aback -- infact stunned. She took of her panties and called the shots. She was extremely aggresive and this was the first time I had been with an overtly agressive Jap. woman. Especially considering the fact that she was so shy to begin with. I was rock-hard and she felt a litlle intimidated by my size as she was really small. Felt like a virgin. She wanted me to buck faster, and the sex was totally porn-like. I am suppose to meet her this weekend again, and she says that she has a surprise for me.......I am wondering what.....I hope its something good...I will defy. keep you posted.
To cut a long story short, if any of you are in any Oriental country, and
love Chiky women as much as I do, try the "KSutra route" as mor often than not, you will get some action.
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Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 2221
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.29.77.48
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 4:22 pm: | |
Try this link here.. |
Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1286
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:33 pm: | |
smart mama thanks for link.
Link adagataniki karanamedante,,, nuvvu mottam C&P cheyyalevu gaa, itlanti jokes inkemaina unte chadukundamani., adi matter. anta kanna vishayam ledu |
Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1071
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:23 pm: | |
Once GB goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The GB asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The GB says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His GB boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The GB replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1070
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:21 pm: | |
Difference between Men and Women...
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Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the
very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over
night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them
confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he
stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he
is still with them.
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Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1069
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:19 pm: | |
MusicFan mama,
kinda link just for you.
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Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1068
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:19 pm: | |
http://www.sulekha.com/chpost.asp?forum=fun&cid=19 6343&show=0
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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1284
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:18 pm: | |
sorry clip art pani cheyyaledu...
manishi mama 
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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1283
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:16 pm: | |
alagaithe Manishi mama
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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1282
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:15 pm: | |
Cine section ki velli aa alavatlu vachesayi...
Already comments chesanu kadaa. Marla cheyyalaa
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Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1067
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:13 pm: | |
>>Nee yenks musicfan mama ! kasta padi rasthe yekkada nunchi kottuku vachanu antava?
talent ki gurtimpu lekunda potondi mama
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Manishi
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 707
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:12 pm: | |
>>>manishi mama ekkada nunchi kottuku vachavu
Nee yenks musicfan mama ! kasta padi rasthe yekkada nunchi kottuku vachanu antava?
Smart mama post lo comment lu theesikonii nenu kothaga rasthe yekkada nunchi kottuku vachanu antava? Kadupuki annam thintunnava , mcdonalds burger lu thinthunava?
Nee meedha urgent ga okha sattire rayalasindhe !!
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Idiot
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 2895
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:11 pm: | |
O santi gadi  katha |
Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1281
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:08 pm: | |
manishi mama ekkada nunchi kottuku vachavu
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Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1066
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:08 pm: | |
>>ivvanni ee site lo postlu mama
ee site ayite enti ehe 
prati daaniki links, proofs kavalante cinema section ki po 
intaki nachhayo ledo cheppu 
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 3325
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:08 pm: | |
manishi mama
Great men are remembered for their failures, ordinary players for their triumphs. |
Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1065
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:06 pm: | |
Manishi mama,
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Manishi
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 706
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:04 pm: | |
Boy : if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident
Girl : Dude cut open your heart and I will gladly walk into it with my heels on !
Boy : i want very simple girl
Girl: I want a Rich husband , Will it work with you?
Boy:She should be good looking and should have a service.
Girl : what da fuck ? Do you expect me to run an escort service?
Boy : I am looking for my dreamGirl who will love me more than i.
Girl : Sure ! I will love your bank balance more than you !
Boy : Because i love myself a lot.
Girl : wrong site dude ! Try in www.fillmyass.com
Boy : My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT
Girl: Sure thing if you are like Brad pitt in fight club and rich as Robert redford in Indecent proposal !
Boy: THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
Girl: What da fuck are you doing? running a whore house?
Boy : HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS
Girl : so you sit on your lazy ass all day and you want to be the man of the house? It ain't gonna work that way !
Boy : MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD
Girl : I don't swing that way dude !
Boy : Iwant one Girl who love me or my mother.
Girl : Decide dude ! you will either get a "kamasuthra" or "Fire" movie !! You cannot watch 2 movies with 1 ticket.
Boy : i Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful
Girl : To hell with you dude ! I ain't gonna rip my heart for a every tom dick and harry !
Boy : iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
Girl : I Hate cross-dressers
Boy: My colour is black,but my heart is white
Girl : Let me know if you are still alive !
Boy: i would like a beautyfull Girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
Girl : I like Tall Dark Handsome guys ! And I ONLY want your Bank balance.
Boy : ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
Girl: That's some honesty at last ! You don't even after being treated like dirt bag. what did you say your name was?
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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1279
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:02 pm: | |
ivvanni ee site lo postlu mama |
Idleburra
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Idleburra
Post Number: 2595
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.49.136.227
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:02 pm: | |
smart mama... nee comments baagunnayi braces lo..
5 stars..
Venkyfans.com |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 194
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:01 pm: | |
//my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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idi chuste naaku enduko mana OT mama gurthu vacchaadu |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 193
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 3:00 pm: | |
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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1266
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 2:49 pm: | |
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 3322
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 2:43 pm: | |
Great men are remembered for their failures, ordinary players for their triumphs. |
Smart
Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 1064
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 2:32 pm: | |
- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,
If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome
to
my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~
i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
he
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may
never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire
life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one
brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my
hand
forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in
KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,
ain't he?)
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but
while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE
IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED
WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)
whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she
would
bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")
HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i am
doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea
frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the
main
think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but
iam
not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good
person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS
YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded
and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted
...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I
wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one
soon.)
i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because
girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying
salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
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