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Rediff
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 167
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 128.163.242.95
| | Posted on Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 7:24 pm: |    |
kikiki.. inkemanna vamsaalu migilaayi babu naaku 
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Mrcool
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Mrcool
Post Number: 220
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.10.249.184
| | Posted on Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 7:24 pm: | |
rediff babai!
u r a konidela and nandamuri vamsam hater.
Tappani Oppani Tarkame Cheyyanu! Kastamo Nastamo Lekkale Veyyanu |
Rediff
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 165
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 128.163.242.95
| | Posted on Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 7:20 pm: | |
http://www.geocities.com/neroenergizer
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kikiki .. babayiloo IBDB lo evaro postite ikkada postaa.. nannu kummakandi..
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Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 274
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
| | Posted on Sunday, May 09, 2004 - 10:54 pm: | |
WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a
lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady
stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Doit!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and
shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it
was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only
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Mrcool
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Mrcool
Post Number: 170
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.10.249.184
| | Posted on Sunday, May 09, 2004 - 9:23 am: | |
kikiki!
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!' We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Tappani Oppani Tarkame Cheyyanu! Kastamo Nastamo Lekkale Veyyanu |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 2183
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
| | Posted on Sunday, May 09, 2004 - 8:04 am: | |
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu  |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 2182
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
| | Posted on Sunday, May 09, 2004 - 8:03 am: | |
Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.
The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu |
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