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Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1588
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 9:01 am: |    |
thikamaka mama 
nuvuu kani tcs ki work chestavaa...
Anduke naa ee bewarse section lo okkallu leru... |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 3625
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 8:08 am: | |
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Great men are remembered for their failures, ordinary players for their triumphs. |
Thikamaka
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 939
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:41 am: | |
Hijacking started
One day, three consultants, each one from WIPRO, INFOSYS and TCS,
went out for a walk. They were old buddies from engg
college, and they were together for a college
reunion..
For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and
passed a monkey.
Being in the same business and from the same college,
there was a little
bit of a peer competition going on between
themselves - they couldn't resist
testing themselves against each other - especially
the Infosys guy said to the
others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among
ourselves?".
Whynot, said the other two.
The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes
this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first
turn. Being a pure logical
strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey
laugh by telling jokes.
The monkey stayed still. As a more practical
consultant, the Wipro guy tried
to make funny gestures... no good, the monkey stayed
put... Now, comes
the TCSer... being the practical guy he was always
trained to be, he whispered
something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out
laughing at him. The other
two were astonished. How did this TCS guy manage to
beat them?
No way they were going to accept defeat so easily.
So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test.
Let's make this monkey cry !!"
So there they went again, applying the same methods as
before. The Infosys guy
narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures,
and they failed again...
Then, the TCSer again whispered something into the
monkey's ear and lo!
It started crying, patting the TCSer's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So
the Infoscion said "OK, you've
won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow
to you. Let's make this monkey run".
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of
course, it stayed where
it was. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and
prodded the monkey - still
No go. So...here comes our TCS guy, again, and
whispers into the monkey's ear.
The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as
it can, as if it was scared to death!
The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up.
You're the best among us,
and you work for the Best firm of the three. But
please, please tell us your secret,"
they begged him. "Well", said the TCSer,
"The first time I made it laugh, I told him I work for TCS.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid...so he started
crying.
And finally I told him that I was here for campus recruitment
manadhi eppudu guptha dhaanale.. Santhakaalu pettamu....  |
Parthiv_patel
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Parthiv_patel
Post Number: 24
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 202.54.130.129
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:37 am: | |
Podaa sunni illa payya |
Thikamaka
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 937
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:34 am: | |
Ippudu thaadu Hijacking sese time.....
manadhi eppudu guptha dhaanale.. Santhakaalu pettamu.... |
Metta_hayden
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Metta_hayden
Post Number: 24
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 24.175.227.94
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:28 am: | |
 neekivaala surru summaipoddi pathangaa.... |
Fanno1
Bewarse
Username: Fanno1
Post Number: 1365
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 82.82.118.252
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:27 am: | |
poda dubukku
PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTHANI |
Thikamaka
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 935
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:26 am: | |
manadhi eppudu guptha dhaanale.. Santhakaalu pettamu.... |
Pathan
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Pathan
Post Number: 24
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 3:24 am: | |
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