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Aggipidugu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aggipidugu
Post Number: 254
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 129.107.86.5
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 8:50 pm: |    |
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.
Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be" Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead!
Kartar Singh shouts again, "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala"
BANG BANG both khalaas are gone
Kartar Singh shouts again,"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think: Saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh" silence
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!" silence
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
This time some one says, "Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Main"
BANG! He goes!}
Naatho pettukokandi..nenasale manchonni kaanu..... |
Aggipidugu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aggipidugu
Post Number: 253
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 129.107.86.5
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 8:47 pm: | |
Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A Sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defense secrets.
The Pakistani forces surrounded the base and the Sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Capt.. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!
(mosquito net)
He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The
pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon
pehenke gaya tha?"
Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi? In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh (No Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the Sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the ushes erupts Gani Singh wearing nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya" Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!
Naatho pettukokandi..nenasale manchonni kaanu..... |
Aggipidugu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aggipidugu
Post Number: 252
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 129.107.86.5
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 8:43 pm: | |
A man went to an underwear company for a job interview.
The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, the job is yours!
We pack our underwear in 7-packs, 5-packs and 12-packs. Why?"
The man thinks for a moment and replies,
The 7-packs are for Indian men: one for each day of the week.
The 5-packs are for American men: one each for Monday to Friday, and they don't wear underwear on weekends.
The 12-packs are for Pakistani men: one each for January, February, ..
He got the job.....
Naatho pettukokandi..nenasale manchonni kaanu..... |
Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 4619
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.66
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 12:43 pm: | |
kikiki...andhuke neelanti vaalla kosame mari!! mf mama
tyAgarAju--manavADe..kAni ekkuvagA kIrtimchEdi--tamilOLLu |
Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1699
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 68.85.155.33
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 12:41 pm: | |
prasanth mama nenu idivaraku idi chadavaledu...
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Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 2249
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.29.77.48
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:39 am: | |
Try this link here.. |
Megamama
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Megamama
Post Number: 791
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 193.229.220.21
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:38 am: | |
>>length ekkuva undhani kattirimchesaa
 Knowledge is power only when you share it |
Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 4612
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.66
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:37 am: | |
length ekkuva undhani kattirimchesaa
tyAgarAju--manavADe..kAni ekkuvagA kIrtimchEdi--tamilOLLu |
Badri
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Badri
Post Number: 800
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:35 am: | |
bihar lo ante bihar lo ante |
Megamama
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Megamama
Post Number: 790
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 193.229.220.21
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:34 am: | |
paathadi ane baadukuntunnau maava..but its good one..actual ga idi full version and original version kaadu...idi simplified version..
Knowledge is power only when you share it |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12688
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:33 am: | |
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 4611
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.66
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:32 am: | |
enti mama talabaadukuntunnaav
paatadi aynaa baagundani postaanu...swarryye
tyAgarAju--manavADe..kAni ekkuvagA kIrtimchEdi--tamilOLLu |
Megamama
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Megamama
Post Number: 789
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 193.229.220.21
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:31 am: | |
Knowledge is power only when you share it |
Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 4610
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.66
| | Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 7:30 am: | |
Bihar Driving License...
================================================ ================
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
-------------------------------------------------- ---- -----------
NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yours: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
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tyAgarAju--manavADe..kAni ekkuvagA kIrtimchEdi--tamilOLLu |
