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Pooh
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Pooh
Post Number: 1604
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.142.210.183
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:23 pm: |    |
quote:Me akka show chudakunda mosam chesadu.
Enti Gunds nuvvu Frankfurt vellava!
Sawan mein morni banke meintho cham cham nachu,sawariya teri yaad mein!
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Thodakottu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 1878
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.219.248
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:22 pm: | |
>>>maro kullu joke chadivina feeling a
neeku thelsi kuda adagatam bhavyama?
Simhamalle nadichostha thodane kotti Manmadhunne dadipistha meesam thippi |
Sollu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Sollu
Post Number: 563
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.170.139.13
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:21 pm: | |
>Frankfut
aa plight ki program ki relasion eti? nuvvu denver lone kada dobbinchukunedi? hmm ayithe needi denver kadannamata. |
Pooh
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Pooh
Post Number: 1603
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.142.210.183
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:20 pm: | |
quote:"I got it all together, put it into My account and I wrote him a check."
That proves how 'Sincere n Smart' females are! 
Sawan mein morni banke meintho cham cham nachu,sawariya teri yaad mein!
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Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 4650
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:20 pm: | |
 emi chestam,
Lufthansa vadi Number ista mama , adugu mama enduku vadu Frankfut flight delay chesado.
Me akka show chudakunda mosam chesadu. |
Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 4649
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:19 pm: | |
What a committed Wife !
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me." Well one day he died.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoebox with her, placed it in the casket.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man."
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into My account and I wrote him a check."
Malli TK mama , chadivi enjoy cheyyu  |
Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 4648
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:17 pm: | |
endi TK mama,
maro kullu joke chadivina feeling a |
Sollu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Sollu
Post Number: 560
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.170.139.13
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:17 pm: | |
ade mari GG babai...ikkada memu unnamu. bane unnamu. nee istory lo la beggerlamu matram kadule.
by the way maa akka program ki enduku poledu? |
Thodakottu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 1872
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.219.248
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:12 pm: | |
Simhamalle nadichostha thodane kotti Manmadhunne dadipistha meesam thippi |
Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 4646
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
| | Posted on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 11:59 am: | |
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that thebeggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.
The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."
The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is Really good". The beggar refused by saying,
"Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."
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