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Philanthropic
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Philanthropic
Post Number: 150
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 211.28.246.196
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 9:29 pm: |    |
fine pro maayya, ok! nennu  vasta! |
Proline
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Proline
Post Number: 238
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 9:18 pm: | |
nee exam yela ayyaayi.
anta kushalamey....
ika velli . mallee vasta.. |
Philanthropic
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Philanthropic
Post Number: 148
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 211.28.246.196
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 8:58 pm: | |
hi pro maayya, bagunava |
Proline
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Proline
Post Number: 208
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 6:41 pm: | |
Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discover: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment. |
Proline
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Proline
Post Number: 207
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 6:39 pm: | |
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/science/valentine.html |
Chalam
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 6082
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 6:17 pm: | |
ee karuna swabhavudu evaru babu ? nuvve raasava phil maayyaa ?
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Philanthropic
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Philanthropic
Post Number: 147
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 211.28.246.196
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 5:45 pm: | |
intha mandi bewarse la lo, na poem chadive bewarse ea leda, hatha vidi |
Philanthropic
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Philanthropic
Post Number: 145
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 211.28.246.196
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 5:38 pm: | |
bagunda Rock's maayya |
Nag_rocks
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5721
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.135.9.35
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 5:36 pm: | |
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Philanthropic
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Philanthropic
Post Number: 143
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 211.28.246.196
| | Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 5:32 pm: | |
I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love
But now that your are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You turn the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid
You load things from my memory
Onto my system's bus
My life was once assembly code
Now it's C++
I love the way you solder things
My circuits you can fix
The voltage across your diode is
much more than just point six
With your amps and resistors
You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you
You are my function generator
You have charged my life, increased my gain
And made my maths discreet
And now I'll end my poem here
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