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Teluguabbai
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Username: Teluguabbai
Post Number: 17
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 204.152.2.230
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It's time once again to consider the candidates for the 2003 Stella Awards.
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee
on herself and successfully sued McDonalds.
That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most uniquely successful
lawsuits in the United States for last year. Actually, joint awards should
be given to the plaintiff attorneys and the flaming idiots on the juries who
awarded anything at all to these morons--who deserved NOTHING!!!! The
following are this year's candidates:
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Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms.
Robertson's son.
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A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
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Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr. Dickson
found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case
of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's
insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury
agreed, to the tune of $500,000.
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Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award
was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a
little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly
with a pellet gun.
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A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
coccyx! (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the
floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton
was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying
the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////
This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home.
On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise
control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and
make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway,
crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him
in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded
him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their
manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other
complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
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Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 12595
Registered: 09-2004
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Cool_phani
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Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 5796
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 70.242.193.78
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chala late gha realize ayaru |
Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 12587
Registered: 09-2004
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chi edava jeevitam  |
Musicfan
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Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 3678
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 68.62.9.56
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ante idiot == idiot ani confirmed aa.. |
Aswaddhama
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Username: Aswaddhama
Post Number: 475
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
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CP  |
Cool_phani
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Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 5782
Registered: 03-2004
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mi lanti (idiot) vallu gurinchi post chesinandhuku |
Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 12586
Registered: 09-2004
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enduku navvutunnaru  |
Cool_phani
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Post Number: 5778
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Nag_rocks
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Post Number: 8950
Registered: 03-2004
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Idiot
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Post Number: 12578
Registered: 09-2004
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Musicfan
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Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 3672
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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>>build up.. ekkuva business takkva
Ide mari nijalu ala pachigaa cheppakudadu anedi.. |
Tuntari
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Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1166
Registered: 09-2004
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build up.. ekkuva business takkva  |
Nag_rocks
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Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 8949
Registered: 03-2004
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mari anta working aa????? |
Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 12577
Registered: 09-2004
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Nag_rocks
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Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 8943
Registered: 03-2004
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eti santi missing DB lo??? Nee kosam ippudu kotta tadu eddam annukuntunna. |
Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1944
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 144.160.130.16
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santi default idiot kada..ayina santi just US enti oolu woraldu lo no 1 |
Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 12576
Registered: 09-2004
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rocky ga  |
Nag_rocks
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Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 8937
Registered: 03-2004
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nenu inka santi gadu untadu anukunna sure gaa aa list lo title soosi. |
Oaklala
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Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2199
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Bhrigu
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Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3260
Registered: 11-2004
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>> that the only the fittest of species survive.
thence, those that sleep while the sane world is awake would perish sooner than later |
Aswaddhama
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Username: Aswaddhama
Post Number: 435
Registered: 06-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - 12:28 pm: | |
Sathruvalatho pightlinglu seyyakunda ..vallalo vallu kottukunnaru ani ..American Soldiers ki Psychiatric treatment iddamani ..okadiki ..e question easru anta monna :
Psychiatrist:"If you find a submarine in Thar, what will you do "
A S:"I will through Snow balls"
Psychiatrist:"How will you get Snow balls in the desert"
A.S:"The same place, where u have the submarine" |
Tifosi
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Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2921
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.145.168.100
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www.darwinawards.com
this site is based on the darwinain theory that the only the fittest of species survive. and the others simply become extinct |
Bhrigu
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Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3259
Registered: 11-2004
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>> Salinas neeku entha duuram mama?
Salinas ki nenu entha dooramo antha.
seriously, theliyedu. yahoo lo soodaala. |
Oaklala
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Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2197
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - 12:23 pm: | |
>>>kaadu, rendu movies
Emi kullavu mama! Navvaleka chastunna Salinas neeku entha duuram mama? |
Tuntari
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Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1162
Registered: 09-2004
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alage sollu mama.. thanks for the invitation. will talk to u later..
manishi ekkadiki poyadu malla.. pattha ledu
gtg, bye. |
Bhrigu
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Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3256
Registered: 11-2004
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>> Adi oka movie na?
kaadu, rendu movies
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Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1922
Registered: 03-2004
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>>except u and chalam, inko two families ni kalavaali.. so.. ekkuva time spend cheyalenu emo
parledu mama entha sepu kavalante antha sepu...oka puta undi po leda week motham undu nee istam
malli 1 week tharuvatha dobbeyi ana nee uddesam anoddu. |
Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1921
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - 12:15 pm: | |
>>Monna messenger lo vanta chesukovatam kastam ga undhi, evadanna friends vaasthe valla meedha yesdham anni chepthe yento annukunna !
maa room lo ippudu 3 good cooks....never problem dude....nenu eppudu ala postanu |
Oaklala
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Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2196
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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>>>evadanna friends vaasthe valla meedha yesdham anni chepthe yento annukunna
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Tuntari
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Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1161
Registered: 09-2004
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sollu: except u and chalam, inko two families ni kalavaali.. so.. ekkuva time spend cheyalenu emo |
Decent
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Username: Decent
Post Number: 1003
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 63.163.61.3
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I read the Chennai Astrologer story just now. What an Idiot!! I'm surprised that he had such huge following among celebrities before his demise.
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Manishi
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Username: Manishi
Post Number: 1673
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
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>>>tunts vacheyi maa intiki vacheyi bhrigu maharshi nuvvu kuda vacheyi
Monna messenger lo vanta chesukovatam kastam ga undhi, evadanna friends vaasthe valla meedha yesdham anni chepthe yento annukunna ! |
Tuntari
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Post Number: 1160
Registered: 09-2004
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oh avuna.. first half choosi vunte koncham enjoy chese vaadivi.. correct slow narration appudu chooste ala vundaka chastunda
nenu imm.. gaa bayata vuntine.. kanapadaledu nuvvu.. u know becoz of this movie.. we did not had lunch and ate samosa there.
Brighu: cheer up man.. if possible i will ping you. my plan will confirm by friday evening.. based on health situation . |
Plz_kissme
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Post Number: 3768
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.93.201
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lol
silly |
Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1915
Registered: 03-2004
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>>bhrigu : ee weekend free aa.. san jose drive kodataanu.. health recover iathe
tunts vacheyi maa intiki vacheyi
bhrigu maharshi nuvvu kuda vacheyi |
Bhrigu
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Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3253
Registered: 11-2004
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>> ee weekend free aa.
ee weekend tharvatha anthaa free laagane undi
mostly eedane unta mama. Texas veldamani plans but not sure yettuuuuu |
Oaklala
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Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2195
Registered: 07-2004
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>>>oak mama: vacha kada.. nuvvu raaledu anukonta
Nenu kudaaa vaccha mama. Koddiga late ayyindi. Interval nunchi chuusaaa. Adi kuuda enduku chuusaanani baadha padda. Adi oka movie na?
Tarvata Swades chuusaa. Slow narration ayina, really enjoyed the movie.
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Tuntari
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Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1159
Registered: 09-2004
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oak mama: vacha kada.. nuvvu raaledu anukonta
bhrigu : ee weekend free aa.. san jose drive kodataanu.. health recover iathe.. |
Oaklala
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Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2194
Registered: 07-2004
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>>>oak mama, Burbank CA. akkada studio lo chesthadu shows.
Spot on mama. Been to U studios, Burbank last week. Akkada NBC office lo Leno show jarugutundani maa friend cheppadu. Confirmation kosam adigaaa? Aaa show ki free passes anta. Next time try cheyyali.
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Tuntari
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Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1158
Registered: 09-2004
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quote:Sachi pomantava?
nee yenks.. nuvvu padi kaalala paatu naa ayyassu kooda posukoni batuku
intaki kotha scritps/shed ki ellinavi emi leva.. |
Bhrigu
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Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3249
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
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oak mama, Burbank CA. akkada studio lo chesthadu shows.
sollu, poledani saavaledu aayana.
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Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1910
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 144.160.130.16
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oak babai i think leno oorlu maruthu untadu...ee ooru velthe aa oorilo auditorium lo sesthadani gurthu...oka sari maa school ki kuda vachadu |
Oaklala
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Post Number: 2193
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Tuntari babai,
Balu movie ki vacchava? |
Sollu
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Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1909
Registered: 03-2004
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sachina parledu kani mundu editorial rasi po.....
tunts babai ninna edo thadulo mana salman eadu post
arava jothiskudu okayana 60 years thana jathakam lo 21st na povalani undata poledani uri vesukoni sanipoyaru |
Oaklala
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Post Number: 2192
Registered: 07-2004
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>>>Jay Leno choosthe , I am sure we can find more such ppl. Ninna kooda edo cheppadu, gurthu ratledu
Maharshi,
Leno show location enti? Universal Studios lo NBC office aaa? Emaina idea vundaaa? |
Indiainfo
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Post Number: 6436
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
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tuntari mama
http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/discus/discus/messages/4/20889 .html?1106129369 |
Manishi
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Post Number: 1669
Registered: 06-2004
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>>>manishi mama.. vunnava
Sachi pomantava?
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Tuntari
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Post Number: 1157
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mamalu aa astrolger story enti.. koncham link ivvu ..
manishi mama.. vunnava |
Idiot
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Post Number: 12570
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Bhrigu
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Post Number: 3245
Registered: 11-2004
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mana India lo compile chesthe inkaa ekkuve vastharemo le. for that matter, any country.
Jay Leno choosthe , I am sure we can find more such ppl. Ninna kooda edo cheppadu, gurthu ratledu |
Nivas
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Post Number: 1926
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Sollu
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Post Number: 1904
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>>mana chennai lo ninna chanipoina astrolger should also be put in this list.
idi matram too much kamedy babai.....ila kuda untara anipinchindi naakayithe |
Bhrigu
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Post Number: 3243
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>> Only in America you can find such fools !!
Only in America such fools get publicised.
mana chennai lo ninna chanipoina astrolger should also be put in this list.
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Sollu
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Manishi
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Post Number: 1667
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Only in America you can find such fools !! |
Decent
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Post Number: 1002
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Laughs to start 2005!
> Number One Idiot of 2004
>
> I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
> poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
> she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her
> that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
> daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the
> conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
> poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
> bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
>
>
> Number Two Idiot of 2004
>
> Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
> steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
> getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a
> float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
> towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
> emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
>
>
> Number Three Idiot of 2004
>
> A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown
> Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup.
> Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to
> give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen
> him write the note and might call the police before he reached the
> teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street
> to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his
> note to the Wells Fargo teller.. She read it and, surmising from his
> spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told
> him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written
> on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to
> fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
> Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was
> arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
>
> Number Four Idiot of 2004
>
> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
> all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash
> in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the
> counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as
> well, but the cashier refused and said, "because I don't believe you
> are over 21". The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to
> give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the
> robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the
> clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact
> over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the
> store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and > gave
> the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They
> arrested the robber two hours later.
>
> Number Five Idiot of 2004
>
> A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
> The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the
> startled first bandit shot him.
>
> Number Six Idiot of 2004
>
> Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
> just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
> booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
> head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be
> thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store
> window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts.
>
>
> Number Seven Idiot of 2004
>
> The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
> Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash.
> The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash
> register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the
> clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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