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Neo
Bewarse
Username: Neo
Post Number: 2148
Registered: 08-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 3:37 pm: |    |
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Tuntari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 229
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Neo
Bewarse
Username: Neo
Post Number: 2139
Registered: 08-2004
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is tuntari's head
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Tuntari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 228
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 3:19 pm: | |
Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are
some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your sister.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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