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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:54 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

//Badri mama , Nee script ikkada post cheyyi mama !

manam mataki kattubadi untamu...script flop aina sare thursday release chesta

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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:50 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

>> manishi mama ki joharlu mama nijanga

indaaka dobbadani ippudu bhale side chesavu gaa
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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

//lekapothe db ki trivikram lanti manishi mama meeda script raastaavaa?

santi emani cheppanu naa kastalu...lover first time tana GF ki letter rastu dustbin etla nimputado same naa paristiti kuda alane tagaladindhi...sare ivvala try cheddamu le anukunte indaka oka thread lo deep ga involve ayyipoya...

manishi mama ki joharlu mama nijanga...
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Manishi
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Badri mama , Nee script ikkada post cheyyi mama !
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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

lekapothe db ki trivikram lanti manishi mama meeda script raastaavaa?
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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

kaadu direct gaane
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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:35 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

nannu dobbitiva manishi mama indirect ga
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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:35 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Oak mama ,

Moral of posting in BTDB is, you can get whacked with just one post !
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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:29 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

sorry to disturb you...carry on
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Oaklala
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

//One after the other.

can't we use same onestone to kill one after the other
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Oaklala
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:23 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

>>>then how can he make love with two birds

One after the other.
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Badri
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

//You can't kill two Birds with Onestone

then how can he make love with two birds
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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

carry on
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Oaklala
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

>>>office lo pani ivvaledaa?

Not applicable.
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Idiot
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

office lo pani ivvaledaa?
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Oaklala
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Laloo Prasad Yadav Driving school Examination


(Check appropriate box)
>
> (1). Last name:
> (_) Yadav
> (_) Sinha
> (_) Pandey
> (_) Mishra
> (_) do not know
>
> (2). First name:
> (_) Ramprasad
> (_) Lakhan
> (_) Sivaprasad
> (_) Jamnaprasad
> (_) Dont know
>
> (3). Age:
> (_) Less than zero
> (_) Zero
> (_) Greater than zero
> (_) Don't know
>
> (4). Sex:
> _____ M
> _____ F
> _____ not sure
> _____ not applicable
>
> (5). Chappal Size:
> ____ Left
> ____ Right
>
> (6). Occupasion:
> (_) Politician
> (_) Doodhwala
> (_) Pehelwaan
> (_) House wife
> (_) Un-employed
>
> (7). Number of children living in household: ___
> Number that are yours: ___
> Mother's Name: _______________________
> Father's Name: _______________________
> (If not sure, leave blank)
>
> (8). Ejjucason:
>
> 0 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
>
> (9). Do you bathe?
> (_) Yes
> (_) No, not applicable
>
>
> (9.1). If yes, how often do you bathe?
> (_) Weekly
> (_) Monthly
> (_) Yearly
>
> (10). Color of teeth:
> (_) Yellow
> (_) Brownish-Yellow
> (_) Brown
> (_) Black
> (_) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian
> Paints dealer if U dont know the color of your
> teeth)
>
> (11). How far is your home from a paved road?
> (_)1 mile
> (_)2 miles
> (_)don't know
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Oaklala
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Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 12:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Onestone, this was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of torment Onestone cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone
grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



What is the moral of the story?



You'll love this!!!!



You can't kill two Birds with Onestone