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Tuntari
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 716
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Oaklala
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2602
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 11:33 am: | |
Continuation...
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are)
the coolest dobun south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or)
an ebola virus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose, they'll burn the entire city of
Bengaloroo to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon
valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu are some of
their favourites.
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused,
complex lot-kar. -Kar, that is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused
that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are you from Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some
time to answer the question. They like the
principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows
where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the
Gujjubhais. They like to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time is eating snakes (snacks) like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja
at the local snake bar. They gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman (everybody is a bhai or a ben).
If you go further eesht, the land uf Udissa - the
land of irron ("r" unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask your name starts from B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty
in our colleze had a roll nomber jero, jero, sebhen.
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Oaklala
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2601
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 11:28 am: | |
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Bhrigu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 3702
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 172.171.212.36
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 11:27 am: | |
idendi sagame pettinav ? kannadollani full ga praise chestharu ga ee matter la ? |
Oaklala
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2600
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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`WE THE INDIANS`
Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs; Pretty
courteous (that is what they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi) saar...what da??.The more common Madarasi (chennaisi..., now?) is an ardent fan of kireeket
matches.
Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in
America but speak Hinglish like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya Ill go akela!" And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in
Hindi Grammar.
Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have "simble"
neighbours in e "keralites" who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even
the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of chai shops in the world and form 99.89% of nursing community.
Not far begind the kerals is the telugu desam,
who are totally againesht flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green
pantsu with pleetsu (pleat). Worustu,no?! But they
(think) are greatu in CICSu, Microsu and COBOLu! Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu
othersu ....)
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