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Kingchoudary
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 9946
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.212.245.241
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:21 am: |    |
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Thikamaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 4218
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:17 am: | |
An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. At least for a while.
A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly.
The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing.
Only bananas and coconuts.
Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do.
So, for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life, and fixed his gaze on the sea,
hoping to spot a rescue ship.
One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye.
It was a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She rowed up to him.
In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from, and how did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," the software engineer said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How many of you are there?
You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up: nothing did."
He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?"
"Oh, simple," replied the woman. "I made it out of raw material that I found on the island.
The oars were whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches,
and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."
"But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. "You had no tools or hardware - how did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," the woman said.
"On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of exposed alluvial rock.
I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature, it melted into forgeable ductile iron.
I used that to make tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. But enough of that. Where do you live?"
Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time.
"Well, let's row over to my place then," she said.
After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat.
Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.
As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please.
Would you like to have a drink?"
"No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. "I couldn't drink another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have made a still - How about a Pina Colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the software engineer accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk.
After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to have a shower and a shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom.
There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle.
Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is absolutely amazing," he mused. "What next?"
When he returned, the woman greeted him. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she began suggestively, Slithering closer to him, brushing her leg against his,
"We've both been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely.
There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing to do for all of these months."
She stared into his eyes.
He couldn't believe what he was hearing - this was like all of his dreams coming true in one day.
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"You mean...," he replied, "I can check my e-mail from here?"
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Thikamaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 4217
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:15 am: | |
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.She was thrilled at the speed.
'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked.
'Yes,' said
his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.
The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
'Go and get help!' he cried.
'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!'
'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.'
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to
the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'
The proprietor looked at the shoe and FAINTED.......!!!!!!!!!! |
Thikamaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 4215
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:06 am: | |
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 20015
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:04 am: | |
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Pokiriraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 109
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 210.210.52.172
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 7:01 am: | |
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 20014
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 6:57 am: | |
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Thikamaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 4213
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 6:53 am: | |
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Pokiriraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 105
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 210.210.52.172
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 6:51 am: | |
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Kingchoudary
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 9944
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.212.245.241
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 6:47 am: | |
Aaa picholla kompa lo yenduku |
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