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Kasakbabu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Kasakbabu
Post Number: 3399
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:54 am: |    |
bagunnaa mama...nuvvettaa undaavu? |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 9187
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:36 am: | |
kasak me masak...ela unnavu |
Kasakbabu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Kasakbabu
Post Number: 3398
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 203.200.95.130
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 8:29 am: | |
Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his
neck:"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we
can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from BSES
(Bombay Suburban Electricity Supply) because the
electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ? "
"Yes...... speaking"
BSES guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the BSES guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files ..... HOW ?????"
" Yes ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to
inform you are overdue"
"I know that ...... let me talk to my husband about this tonight.
... he will speak to your company
tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as
a bull, rushes to BSES office the next day
morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?"
the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at BSES, "it's
nothing serious. All you have to do is pay
us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours
off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!!!" |
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