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Nag_rocks
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 13365
Registered: 03-2004
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>>>Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then; you're f**king useless now". Kiwi - (Turning around) - "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c**t".
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Conqueror
Kurra Bewarse
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Post Number: 638
Registered: 04-2005
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1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes: After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.
4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl."
5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k off."
7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock: After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"
9. Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then; you're f**king useless now". Kiwi - (Turning around) - "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c**t".
10. Graeme Smith & Matthew Hayden
Of course, Sledging was put back on the agenda earlier this year when South African batsman Graeme Smith, playing in his first Test series for South Africa, publicly revealed some of Australia’s verbal gems.
“[Matthew] Hayden stood for about two minutes telling me that I wasn't f**king good enough. How the f**k are you going to handle Shane Warne when he's bowling into the rough?”
Remarkably, Smith hadn’t even taken guard before Hayden’s rant began.
11. Robin Smith & Allan Border
Then again, often it was the captain who lead by example in the sheer unpleasantness stakes.
Mid-way through the Trent Bridge Test of the 1989 Ashes series Smith requested a glass of water.
Border’s response apparently went along the lines of: "What do you think this is, a f**king tea party? No, you can't have a f**king glass of water. You can f**king wait like the rest of us."
12. Craig McDermott & Phil Tufnell
But perhaps the most intimidating one-liner delivered in recent cricket history occurred in the 1991 Ashes series in Oz when Craig McDermott was dismissed at Perth by Phil Tufnell and responded by asking:
“You’ve got to bat on this in a minute, Tufnell. Hospital food suit you?”
The answer of Tufnell, who to this day appears unsure as to what end of the bat he should hold, isn’t recorded. |
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