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Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5065
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:47 am: |    |
D_E babai..peg joke matram kevvv..nija jeevitham lo kuuda janallu ilage vuntarru.. |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1826
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 8:02 am: | |
prassu .. daa ..  |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 639
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:58 am: | |
telugu chadavatam vachu mayya kani fast ga chadavalenu anthe |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 638
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:57 am: | |
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:
"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1824
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:56 am: | |
chass telugu chadavatam rakapote ella.. siggu chettu.. nuvvu kuda maa bandalu laga vunnave.. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 637
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:44 am: | |
eenadu pedhaga sadavanu mama nenu ..
yemanna intresting news vunte thappa chadavanu
telugu fast ga chadavalenu , |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 636
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:43 am: | |
Peg After Peg
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out
for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it
in
the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I
will
cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Iyer is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take what??? |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1819
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:36 am: | |
bane vunda maaya.. firing aa pada.. mood bagoledu adee time velli eenadu chusa.. heading chusi ento aani open chesa.. news edo vundi badha kopam anni vachi.. vadi mida alla vella gakisa..
niku emanipinchindi mama vadu rasina style chuste ? |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 635
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 7:31 am: | |
GF mayya bagundava
podhunna yenti mama picha firing lo vundavu |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 634
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 6:39 am: | |
antha kushalame mayya |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1802
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 6:13 am: | |
A little girl raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked if her grandmother could have a baby.
The teacher was a bit surprised at the question but answered that the grandmother was too old to have babies
"So what about my mother?" asked the girl.
The teacher said that it was possible, but that her mother was probably getting too old to be having babies as well
"Well, then could I have a baby?" she wanted to know
"Goodness no!" said the teacher, "you are much too young."
"See!" said a voice from the back of the classroom, "I told YOU you didn't have anything to worry about."
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Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1798
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 5:49 am: | |
endi viseshalu.. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 633
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 5:17 am: | |
g pagala vundhi mayya joke |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1787
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:49 am: | |
prassu , nee lati valla kosame ee joke..  |
Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 15257
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.8
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:39 am: | |
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Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1784
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:33 am: | |
naku enduko kani tega nachindi ee joke.. |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1782
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:32 am: | |
Wife dreaming in the midnight suddenly shouts.
''Quick up! My husband is back!''
Man gets up, jumps out of window, then realizes,
''SH*T, I'm the husband |
