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Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 23
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 5:43 pm: |    |
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half
the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question,
"Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from
1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father,
"Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 683
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:30 pm: | |
>>>The breast of Aishwarya is pleasant and fresh>>>
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Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 22
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:17 pm: | |
Funny....
You gotta try this . If u trust Google translation, try this….
Step 1:
Go to
Google Translation
http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
Step 2:
Enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya’s mom is nice and cool
Step 3:
Translate from English to Spanish.
Step 4:
Copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to English. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 678
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 4:00 pm: | |
Top 10 sardarji inventions............
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine revolving door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag |
Magadheera
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Magadheera
Post Number: 166
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 63.102.50.195
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:50 pm: | |
DongaEvaruyour post# 662, 663  |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 677
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:50 pm: | |
veedu yevaro GF lanti vadu, thondara yekkuva alochana thakkuva
A SARDAR wanted TWINS......... So what did he do?
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He made 2 holes in the CONDOM !!! |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 21
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:43 pm: | |
Letter from mother to son Santa Singh.
Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. |
Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5092
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:40 pm: | |
Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything
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Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 3439
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.150.154
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:39 pm: | |
Their tails are  |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 20
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:20 pm: | |
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands, "Rubi!"
"Woof!" (barking sound )
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
Non-sardraji joke
A bunch of monkeys were watching a group of guys taking their bath when suddenly one monkey fell down from the roof top and was unable to stop laughing. One of the monkeys asked : "Why are you laughing non-stop? What happen?"
The monkey replied :"Men are so funny. Their tails are so short and they are in front of them." |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1927
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.196.137.189
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:01 pm: | |
kiki.. 
jokeaa ley mama, nuvu continue inka chepu nee gurunchi.. |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 19
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:01 pm: | |
Thanks D_E mama |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 676
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:59 pm: | |
cha vuruko GF mama mari pogidesthunnavu kikkiki |
Zenith
Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1925
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.196.137.189
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:57 pm: | |
durga , valla idaru valla experience lu cheputunaru.. |
Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5080
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:55 pm: | |
irraga kummutunarugaa mee iddaru |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 675
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Once a sardarji marries a girl, within one and a half years he gets a baby girl.He is very upset as he expected a boy.
But he decides to tell people that it is a boy and not a girl!!!!At the naming ceremony of the child, two of his sardarji friends look at the child for the first time. As told earlier, the sardar tells them that its a boy!!!
The two sardarji friends tell the father of the child that the eyes of the new born child are like him, he childs nose is also like that of the sardar.
Suddenly the new born baby urinates on one of the sardar friends. hey take out the nappy to clean the baby, Alas they are shocked to see that it is a baby girl.
They ask the father sardarji the reason for this. He answers in a COOL way, "Are bhai, you said the babys eyes and nose are like me, So something should be like its mother also SAMJHE KYA?" |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 674
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:48 pm: | |
teluguguy mama iragadhisindhi
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Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 673
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:48 pm: | |
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and exclaimed " sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga".
Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala , aaj to choice hai"!!!!!! |
Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 672
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:45 pm: | |
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning". |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 18
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:41 pm: | |
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears?
He was trying to hold on to a thought.
Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 671
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:41 pm: | |
One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything....
>>>>"Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......">>>
sardar gadu vadi pellamtho " nenu ninnu koduku kavali ani adagnu kadha...... nuvvu kuthuru ni ichavu " antadu
<<<Furiously Sardarni answered....."Tumhare Bharose Baithi rehti to yeh bhi Paida nahi hoti......"!!>>>>>
sardarjini kopamga " ni meedha asalu pettukuni kurchunte adhi kuda vachedhi kadhu " ani antundhi
anthe durga mayya |
Sinna
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sinna
Post Number: 4306
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 130.70.130.244
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:36 pm: | |
manaku hindi purely poor..>>
AUna cha  |
Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5079
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:35 pm: | |
D-E babai 668 kekaa antagaa..manaku hindi purely poor..kaasta adi telugu trans ceyyavaa  |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 670
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:28 pm: | |
idhi nijamga jarigindhi
ma friends lo idharu sardatlu vunnaru
oka roju inter-college competitions ki velli vasthundaga... bus stop lo wait chesthunnamu..
aa roju yenda lo nunchene vunnamu podhunna nunchi sayantram dhaka
dhanitho thala noppi vachidhi chala mandhiki akkada
oka sardar inkodithoti "sar bahuth bhari hai yar" (thala noppi vasthundhi ani manasulo pettukuni)
inko sardar "pagadi buhut heavy hai yar" annadu
inka janalu intiki velli podukune dhaka navvukunnaru |
Honeymist
Bewarse
Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 1654
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:22 pm: | |
nijamga ee jokes creator lo SOH ye kaadu, chaala creativity kooda vundi. hatsoff  |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 669
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:20 pm: | |
A policeman pulled a Surd over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Surd : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. |
Honeymist
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Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 1653
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:18 pm: | |
#668 too much  |
Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 668
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:17 pm: | |
One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything...."Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......"
Furiously Sardarni answered....."Tumhare Bharose Baithi rehti to yeh bhi Paida nahi hoti......"!! |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 667
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:15 pm: | |
What is the similarity between an intelligent Sardar and Dracula?
Try it.......
u know it.......
come on!!!!
Give up?
Ans:- Both are imaginary |
Smart
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 3785
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:14 pm: | |
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Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 666
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:13 pm: | |
honeymist |
Honeymist
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Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 1652
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:12 pm: | |
Good ones |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 665
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:09 pm: | |
WIDE RUNWAY
Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream "the runway is ending...".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...." |
Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 664
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:08 pm: | |
SARDAR'S CONVENTION
80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are Not Stupid Convention."
Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the World that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One Sardarji steps up.
Santha Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis Start Cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
Santha Singh says,"Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here And the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"
Santha Singh sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardarji starts crying.
80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
SanthaSingh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,"Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."
Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance." |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 663
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:05 pm: | |
what is the meaning of assassination according to a sardar?
Ass-ass-singh-nation.
gadha, gadhe ke peeche gadha, gadhe ke peeche sardar, sardar ke peeche poora nation. |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 662
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.4
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 2:03 pm: | |
once two sardars were jumping from a very tall building in New York.... both of them had parachutes.
They started falling down..down...rigt from the 100th floor....came the 70th...the 40th..the 30th...the 12th...and when they came somewhat near the first floor..
One sardarji asked the other....
"oye.paaji!... parachute ko abhi tak kyun nahin kulaya?...hum donon girkar marjaayenge""
The other one replies...."oye ....kya koi first floor se girkar martha hai..saale dakkan" |
Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 3433
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.150.154
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 1:20 pm: | |
>>
Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius
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LHS=RHS
Sagittarius = Sardar  |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 17
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 1:08 pm: | |
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he :-
* puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind
* gets stabbed in a shoot-out
* sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
* tries to drown a fish in waters
* thinks socialism means partying
* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
* At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"
* studies for a blood test and fails
* sells the car for gas money
* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
* drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home
* gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the
floor |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 16
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 12:22 pm: | |
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find meaning of his
friend's last words.
It is : 'YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE !!" |
Boom
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Boom
Post Number: 121
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 66.153.121.4
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 12:19 pm: | |
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Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 15
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 12:14 pm: | |
One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar." |
Brad
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Username: Brad
Post Number: 22903
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 12:00 pm: | |
more please..... |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 3776
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 11:53 am: | |
more please |
Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5070
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 11:15 am: | |
neeku aa jokeki oo panch vesaa babai. reality ki caana daggara vundi..peg ki peg madya manisi ella maarutaado caana baaga explain cesavvu |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 661
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 11:14 am: | |
levu mama |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 5068
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 11:08 am: | |
D-E babai peg jokes laantivvi inka vunnaya emaina ?? |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 5067
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 11:07 am: | |
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Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 660
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:57 am: | |
Marriage Proposal
One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!
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Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 659
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:55 am: | |
Q:- How would you identfy a sardar in a submarine ?
A:- He would be the only person with a "PARACHUTE" tied to his back !!! |
Durga
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 5066
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:49 am: | |
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Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 656
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258 |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 655
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:43 am: | |
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "plzz recharge ur card" |
Deithadi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 3418
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.150.154
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:32 am: | |
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Plz_kissme
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 7030
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.93.201
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 10:31 am: | |
kikikiki |
Donga_evaru
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 643
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.20.118
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 8:44 am: | |
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
--Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath. |
