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Infinity
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Username: Infinity
Post Number: 2210
Registered: 04-2005
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One more from frnd 
Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester:
If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two
rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa: SEVEN!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and
two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of
beer have you got? Santa : SIX. Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two
Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you
got? Santa : SEVEN! Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of
two rabbits is seven? Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home. |
Yendi_naa_royya
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Yendi_naa_royya
Post Number: 377
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 68.199.132.27
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Darth_vader
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Darth_vader
Post Number: 823
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 68.72.115.61
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Infinity
Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 2208
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 66.27.208.16
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gochi mama!  |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9044
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 71.97.229.250
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 naadhi gudumba style..okati peekina inkoti untadhi lona... |
Azharudin
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Azharudin
Post Number: 118
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 24.98.119.29
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gochi ga.nee gochi peekestha
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Gochi
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Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9042
Registered: 07-2004
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Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Gochi
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Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9041
Registered: 07-2004
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gujjugaa...em guitar vaayittunav..jebu lodhaa.. |
Gochi
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Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9040
Registered: 07-2004
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finity,gujju maams... |
Azharudin
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Username: Azharudin
Post Number: 117
Registered: 10-2004
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Infinity
Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 2207
Registered: 04-2005
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Azharudin
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Username: Azharudin
Post Number: 116
Registered: 10-2004
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Gochi
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Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9039
Registered: 07-2004
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FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing
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Gochi
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Username: Gochi
Post Number: 9038
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Infinity
Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 2205
Registered: 04-2005
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Navvaka poina chadavandi
Forward from a group. 
Genders
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You may not know that many non-living things have a
gender. For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but
can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of
course, there's the hot air component.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can
shift to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be
Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Definitions
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DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's
eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man,usually interpreted by the
man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Enjoy!
Hem
The one who is enjoying. |
