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Username: Chip
Post Number: 50
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 153.104.206.108
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 09, 2004 - 8:58 am: |    |
Har samundhar mye saahil nahi hota,Wah,wah,Wah......
Har jaahaz mye misile nahi hota, Wah,wah,Wah......
Agar Dhirubhai nahi hota to har lucche ke pass mobile nahi hota
Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum. How about u?
Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in
front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
Yamraj answered, 'Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said Rabri,
'Who's clock is that?'
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
'And whose clock is that?' That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entirelife.'
Rabri asked, 'Where's my Laloo's clock?'
Laloo's clock is in my office', replied yamraj, 'I'm using it as ceiling fan'.
courtesy:telugupeople.com
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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