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Kurra Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 942
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 01, 2005 - 3:29 pm: |    |
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for
ministers and reverends in training.
Among the facilitators were many
well-known motivational speakers.
One such speaker boldly approached the
pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best
years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,
"That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave
his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had
attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he
shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the
joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone
he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman who was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After
standing there for almost
10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who
she was!" |
