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Ramu
Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 820
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 4:37 pm: |    |
veeNamma,
The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".
you name it ani option iccAvu kadA. sarE idi saduvukO 
Then veena's husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".
just teasing. take it easy
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu  cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Onlytruth
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 1349
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 196.12.48.114
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 2:52 pm: | |
asalu aa jokes ke notloo kerchief pettukoni maree nenu edusthontee ...malli ee veena emoo eduru ee davilaagu okati :
>>
okkariki kooda sense of humor ledu. yem chestaam
>>
kharma kharmaa..
Yedainaa industry record ye !!  |
Aitheok
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aitheok
Post Number: 15
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 12.39.206.252
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 2:43 pm: | |
>>naku eppudu akali veste appude, fixed time vundadu. nee lunch ayyinda>>
Inka Lunch enduku..ikkada nee jokulatho andarini tintunnavu kada.
ANY CENTER..SINGLE HANDED |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1054
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:38 am: | |
Three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".
The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".
The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".
Veena  Prabhas |
Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1707
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:37 am: | |
ledu, memu strict time follow ayitam anamaata.. naadi 12 ki
abhishek and suchi |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1053
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:36 am: | |
>>lunch break neeku ippudu?
naku eppudu akali veste appude, fixed time vundadu. nee lunch ayyinda
Veena Prabhas |
Kikiki
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Kikiki
Post Number: 84
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 128.163.110.72
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:35 am: | |
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Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1706
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:35 am: | |
so inka enti veena sangatlu? lunch break neeku ippudu?
abhishek and suchi |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1052
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:34 am: | |
meeku nachina nachakapoyina nenu ikkada jokes peduthune vunta. nannu evvaru aapaleru
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
Veena Prabhas |
Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1705
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:34 am: | |
ante kaaseepu nannu thittukone chance icha tanaki, anduke empty space
abhishek and suchi |
Thodakottu
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 3952
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.217.215
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:33 am: | |
hai suchi
madhyaloo antha empty space avasarama? 
taj mahal ki rALLettina kUlilaki mA haranna ki pedda tEDA lEdu
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1051
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:32 am: | |
A secretary was leaving the office one Friday evening when she encountered Mr. Jones, the Human Resources manager, standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said Mr. Jones, "this is important, and my secretary has already left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the secreatry. She turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said Mr. Jones as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
Veena Prabhas |
Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1704
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:32 am: | |
>>okkariki kooda sense of humor ledu. yem chestaam
forwarded jokes ki humor anta poyindi
just kidding... emanukoke 
abhishek and suchi |
Thodakottu
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 3951
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.217.215
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:31 am: | |
taj mahal ki rALLettina kUlilaki mA haranna ki pedda tEDA lEdu
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1050
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:30 am: | |
okkariki kooda sense of humor ledu. yem chestaam
Veena Prabhas |
Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1703
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:30 am: | |
abhishek and suchi |
Pimp
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Pimp
Post Number: 280
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 129.107.46.40
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:30 am: | |
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Sucharitha
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1702
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.39.215.87
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:29 am: | |
nee first joke ki 
second daniki
for third 
fourth 
and the last one 
abhishek and suchi |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1049
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:27 am: | |
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
ee joke kooda bagoleda
Veena Prabhas |
Pimp
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Pimp
Post Number: 278
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 129.107.46.40
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:24 am: | |
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1048
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:24 am: | |
Veena Prabhas |
Deepblue
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2681
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:23 am: | |
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Deepblue
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2680
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:22 am: | |
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Deepblue
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2679
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:22 am: | |
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1047
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:22 am: | |
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
Veena Prabhas |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1046
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:21 am: | |
"Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."
Veena Prabhas |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1045
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:21 am: | |
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Veena Prabhas |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1044
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:19 am: | |
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."
"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
Veena Prabhas |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 1043
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 11:18 am: | |
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Veena Prabhas |
