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Loverboy
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Post Number: 411
Registered: 08-2005
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Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

oo andhamain park.

pinnalu, peddalu husharuga tiregestunnaru. kerintalu kodutunnaru.

akkade unna oo jarudu balla meedha jarruna jaarindhi oo yedella paapa.

aa jarudu balla yeduruga kurchuni unna oo musalayana, idhi chusi kallu chitlinchadu. visuruga vachi aa papaki oo vandha rupayalu ichi "paapa! koddiga drayarlu konukkomma!" ani oo uchitha salaha ichi, venakki vachesi anthaku mundhu unna chotunE kurchundi poyadu.

idhantha chustunna aa paapa thalli "paapa jaritEne vandha rupayalu ichadu. mari nenu jaaritEnO?" ani sambara paduthu, aame kuda aa balla yekki jarrun jaarindhi.

malla aa musalayana visugga chusi, aameni samipinchadu. aame chetilo visuruga oo rupayi billa petti "oo blade konukkomma!" ani cheppi visa visa vellipoyadu
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Loverboy
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Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 9:51 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

seetalam gaalestondhi OR seetha lamgaa lestondhi

thotaku raadhem gaali OR thotaku raa dhemgali
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Loverboy
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Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

aa train compartment lo janam paluchaga unnaru.

andhulo...oo andhamain janta..

chuttu janam unnaranna sruha lekunda, thega idhayyipotunnaru.

vokari meedha vokaru vorigipovadam, gattiga navvukovadam, atani chetulu aame vonti meedha allariga kadaladam, aame mudduga visukkovadam, chusi akkade unna iddaru, mugguru nosalu chitlinchukuni chusaru.

kaani avemi pattinchukokunda aa janta sarasa sallapalalo munigipoyaru.

aame andam akkadunna kurrakaaruki pichekkinchindhi.

aame avayaba sampadha vaarini purthiga rechagottindhi. kaani chesedhi yemi leka norlu chapparinchukuntu chustundipoyaru.

raatri padhi avadamto andaru nidralo munigipoyaru.

intalo....

oo kantam chinnam antundhi "yeme! okkasare! rendu nimishalu"

maro kanTam chinnaga antundhi "meeku yeppudu adhe gola! evaranna chustarandi"

"yevvaru chudaru levoy! andaru nidrapotunnaru. andhulonu lights anni teesesaaru kadha! please vachey!"

taruvata paavuganta sepu, chinnaga gusagusalu, tiyyati nitturpulato aa pradesham nindipoindhi...

tellavarindhi...
andaru nidra lecharu...yevvari panullo vaaru unnaru.

appudu atanu "raatri vesina puri yela undhivaay!" adigadu kontega.

aame musimusi navvoto "modhatidhi farvaledhu kaneendi! rendodhi maatram brahmandam! chaala bavundhi" andhi.

atanu kangarupadutu "rendodha? neneppudu vEsanu" annadu ayomayamgaa.

appudu pai nundi oo kantam ila andhi. "oo adha! penam vediga untenu, nene inko puri vEsanu"
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Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 9:47 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

adhi citylo baga perunna fertility center.

andaru hadavidiga tirigestunnaru.
tellati dressulu vesukunna narsulu atu itu tirugutunnaru.
patientlani okkokkarini loniki pilustunnaru.
oka palleturi nunchi vachina janta lopaliki vellindhi.
doctoru garu navvutu palakarincharu "ye vuru nundi vacharu?"
atanu cheppadu.
"emiti mee samasya?"
atanu mottam cheppukochadu. tamaki pellayyi yedellu ayyindhi, inka pillalu leru etc etc

"ayithe mee iddariki parikshalu cheyyali. mundhu ninnu pariksha cheddam, neelo ye lopam lekapote, appudu mee avidini pariksha chestaanu. mundhu nuvvu ee bottle lo teesuku velli , nee veeryam indhulo patti teesukura. pareekshalu cheyyali.

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marusati roju, vaallidharu mohalu veladadheesukuni hospital ki vacharu.

doctor gaarini kalisaru.
"yedhi? bottle techava?
atanu neerasamga tana cheti sanchilo nundi bottle teesi table meedha pettadu.

adhi khaleega undhi!!
"enti? emayyindhi?" aasharyamga adigadu doctor.
"mottamodhata nenu kudi chetto chala sepu prayatninchandi. raledhandi. oo aidhu nimishaalu baga kashtapaddanandi...raaledhandi.." atanu cheppukupotunnadu.

akkade unna nursu moham sigguto erra badindhi.

"ika labham ledhani edam chetto prayatninchandi...uhu..pani avvaledhandi..ee sari padhi nimishalu edam chetto prayatninchandi...raaledhandi"

doctor gaaru aasharyamtho "raaledha?" adigaru.

"aay..marenandi..ika naa valla kakapovadamto maa adollani pilichanandi"
"mee aavidana?" annadu ulikkipadi.
"avunandi! maa avidnenandi. papam tanu baga kashtapadindhandi. naaku laane kudi chetto modalettindandi...raaledandi"

nursu vinalekapotunnadhi..doctor gaariki kopam vastundhani balavantamga akkade undipoindhi.
"kudi cheti valla kaaka, ika maa avida kuda edam chetto modhalupettindhi. daaniki vollantha chematalu pattesinayi gaanindi...pani maatram avvaledhandi".

ika nursu aagalekapoindhi...vastunna navvunu balavantamga aapukuntu,vadivadiga bayataki vellipoindi.
doctor alane vintunnaru.
"ika chetto kudaradam ledhani cheppi, maa avida notitho modhalu pettindhandi..."

"mygod! notitona?" doctorki BP perigipoindhi....
"aay! marenandi notetonE..."
doctor avida vanka chusadu. aame sigguto tala vanchukuni undhi.
"chala gattiga prayatninchidandi. kaani labham lekapoindhandi. ee seesa mutha maatram raaledandi."

"indakatinundi meeru cheppedi...ee seesa mutha gurincha...??"

"aay!..marenandi....."

doctor sruha tappi padipoyadu...