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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 28861
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.144
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:53 am: |    |
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Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1687
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:50 am: | |
 
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 28855
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.156
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:45 am: | |
ufffffu..ufffffuu.. ..... |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1684
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:43 am: | |
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 28853
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.149
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:40 am: | |
its just bigining not the end....things will never be the same again.... |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 28852
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.147
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:39 am: | |
never be the same again.... |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1681
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005 - 8:37 am: | |
This 80 year old man marries a 20 year old woman, the following year she is in the hospital having their first child.
The nurse comes and says to the man "My sir how do you do it at your age?" he replies "I just keep the motor running.
The following year she is in having their second child and again the nurse says to him "Amazing how do you do it?" he just looks at her and says “I just keep the motor running".
The third year she is having their third child and again the nurse comes out and says to the husband "I know you keep the motor running." He says "yes I do."
The nurse looks at him and says" You better change the oil - it's black! |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1668
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 9:12 pm: | |
The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive
And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!! |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1665
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 9:07 pm: | |
Bra sizes from a man's point of view!
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1651
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 8:39 pm: | |
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
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Racchamass
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Racchamass
Post Number: 6391
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 69.81.64.52
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:53 pm: | |
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Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1638
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:52 pm: | |
A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured packages and the different types and quantities.
Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon."
"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then, why are these packaged a dozen at a time?" The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February...." |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1637
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:51 pm: | |
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ...."
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him. "But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob." |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1636
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:50 pm: | |
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1635
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:49 pm: | |
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs." |
Racchamass
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Racchamass
Post Number: 6389
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 69.81.64.52
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:49 pm: | |
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Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1634
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 3:48 pm: | |
Little Johnny in Love
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!" |
Loverboy
Bewarse
Username: Loverboy
Post Number: 1528
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 24.166.186.145
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 8:43 pm: | |
 soooooooooooooooon |
