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Gochi
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Username: Gochi

Post Number: 10993
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 7:45 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

pessu maayya
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Kingchoudary
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Username: Kingchoudary

Post Number: 13659
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 5:10 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

kreesthu purvam chadivaamu ivi....
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Prasanth
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Username: Prasanth

Post Number: 20331
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 5:04 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Definition of a Gynaecologist:
Someone who looks for problems where others look for
pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the
first man you are
sleeping with? "
Of course honey,I stayed awake with all the others!'
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SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunitha I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year!
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WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED THE FIRST NEGRO.
SHIT I BURNT ONE....
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Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in
the U.S.?
Because people started licking the wrong side
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho, prerna ho, hawana ho,
Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit
ho, rakesh ho!
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A sardar kid beaten on the ass by his teacher, goes
home, looks at his
back
n the mirror and says:
"Saale ne maar maar ke doh tukde kar diya!!"