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Pakodi
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 10:56 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

kissme babai, onlynbk thanu thappa evaru nbk fan kadhu ani prove cheyali ani thapana anamata, andharu dhadhapu nbk fans kadhu ani decide chesadu, venu ni kuda chesethe oka pani aipothadhi ani
A B C D F mee thatha mu... tapp
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 10:54 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Onlynbk and venu mama ki manchi fight jaruguthunnatunde!
CHIRU RULES
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Pakodi
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ekkadichavv, messenger vadee type aithe "rkfiles" add chesuko
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Venu
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Pakodi

Appudeppudo naa mail id isthe naa katha chustha annav?? Id ichhaka chappudu ledu!!

Hey Vinturi

Yenti brother kanapaddam ledu??
Sare Jahan Se Achha, HINDUSTHAN Hamara!!
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 10:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

venu mama peel avvaka nenu vacha. good post.
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 10:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Okka nayaliki kudaa nachhi nattu lede!!! Naa DB jeevitham lo naa thread lo rendu naa post lu undi, okati tala neppi ONBK post undatam naa ijjat ke sawal!!
Sare Jahan Se Achha, HINDUSTHAN Hamara!!
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Venu
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 10:15 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Direct ga pogidithe "nuvvu NBK fan va leda NTR fan va" ani tidathav ani bayapadi ila valla perlu covering ki vadukunna mavaa!!
Sare Jahan Se Achha, HINDUSTHAN Hamara!!
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Onlynbk
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 9:27 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

venu mama

enduku cheppu ntr ni pogadali ante direct ga pogadochhu ga

madyalo allu,mehmood perlu enduku vadukuntavu
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Venu
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2004 - 9:22 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Both Padmasri ALLU and MEHMOOD passed away last week!! Both were great comedians, but in two different languages!!

Now they are travelling to JANNATH(Heaven or Swargam) and they accidentally met one another on their way!! They don't know each other!! Allu garu knows little little hindi and Mehmood garu knows little little telugu as he was originally from South!! So started talking to each other as ajnabis, and their discussion goes like this:


Mehmood: Arey bhai koun hai re thu ithna pathla hai??

Allu: Akkum Akkum, Nuvvu yevaru intha laavu unnav, yem tene vadiventii??

Mehmood: Arey ye Akkum Akkum kya hai re, pagal jaisa kyon bath kartha hai!!

Allu: Nuvve pagal, nenu ante maa rastram lo andariki istam telusaa!!

Mehmood: Thu Ithna bada aadmi hai kya, sab ko thu maalum hone ke liye?? Thu tho ithna patla diktha hai ki duniya mey sab se gaarib thu hi diktha hai!!

Allu: Yenti Garib antaav, nenu exercise chesi sannagaa unna, exercise chesthe naa lagaa 82 years bathakachhu, nuvvu tinindi tina kundaa bakasuridi laa tintam tho tapi mani poyav 72 ke!!

Mehmood: Kya boltha re, mai Hindi ke bahut badaa star hoon malum hai kya??

Allu: Aaa, nuvvu kaadu nenu pedda star ni telugu lo telusaa??

Mehmood: Thu kya star hai re, ithna bakwas diktha hai, tere ko koun liya re cinema mey?? Mai dek Amitabh, Dharmender jaison se cinema mey kaam kiya!! Maalum hai kya, meraa BOMBAY TO GOA bahut badaa hit hua!! Tera talukat kis bada star se hai bol??

Allu: Nuvvu 1970s nundi Amitabh Bachhan tho chesthe nenu 1950s nundi Maha Natulu NTR, ANR tho cinema chesaa!! Naa mokam chusthe ne telugu janalu navvutharu!! Yemanu kunnav!!

Mehmood: Arey bhai tera moo deketho muje bhi hasi ara re, tere mey ayisi kya jaado hai re?? Aur yek baat baap, NTR tho bahut badaa star tha, uske saat kaam kiya hai tho tere ko salaam bhai!!

Allu: Nenu 1950 nunchi telugu cinema lo Comedian gaa chesaa!! Aaaa!!

Mehmood: Arey, Ikthefak se mai bhi Hindi mey Comedian hu baap!! Ladnaa kyo, apan sath sath Jannath jayinge!!

Allu: Ooo, alage podam!!

Both than enter the Jannath and to their surprise find NTR, SVR, JAGGAIAH, RAJ KAPOOR, Mohd.RAFFIQ etc.!!

Lords VISHNU, SHIVA and BRAMHA have a closed door meeting to discuss whether both these are to be in HEAVEN or HELL!! VISHNU looks at LAXMI and says to others, manaki kudaa konni tensions untaay kadaa vaati nundi swanthana kavali, so manam veelliddarni mana HEAVEN lo unchukundaam!! LAXMI looks at VISHNU seriously but than all of them laugh and decide to keep our ALLU and MEHMOOD in Jannath!!

Gods decide that ALLU and MEHMOOD made others to Smile forgetting their hardships, so they are to be in JANNATH for their good deeds life long!! Both of them along with the other greats stayed for ever in Jannath entertaining the Gods!!

We are the unfortunate ones and cannot see these greats any more!!
Sare Jahan Se Achha, HINDUSTHAN Hamara!!