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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1950
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.66
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 5:22 pm: |    |
A Sardar, a German, and a Pakistani are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in
and arrest them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished. The extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the
whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done, the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back". But even two pillows could
only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Pakistani was soon led away whimpering loudly.
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of
the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal, and Merciful highness," Sardar replied".
In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20,but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome, and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his ace. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"!!!
JAI HIND!
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Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2692
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:56 pm: | |
kaadu nee swardham..
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 247
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:52 pm: | |
antaa mee daya. |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2685
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:51 pm: | |
very good..
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 222
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:22 pm: | |
50
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Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 221
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:21 pm: | |
naaku alaa pagala kottinchukotame ishtam. |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2671
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:19 pm: | |
Nuvvu inka Jr Member vi anthe, bewarse title inka raledu, so ippudu answer cheppu ledante 
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 218
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:17 pm: | |
adi teliste bewarsonni enduku avutaa
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Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2656
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 6:05 pm: | |
ante??
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 173
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 9:30 pm: | |
allem arbi |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2559
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 9:28 pm: | |
kikiki
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Billa_pichodu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 89
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.47.45.58
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 6:38 pm: | |
Arisindi |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2493
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 5:06 pm: | |
baavundi.
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Molatadu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Molatadu
Post Number: 64
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.81.122.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 5:34 pm: | |
GOOD EXCUSE
"How Can A Student Pass"
It's not the fault of the school student if they fail, because the year has only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a dull student.
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can a student pass?" |
Molatadu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Molatadu
Post Number: 63
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 63.81.122.87
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 5:28 pm: | |
Friend: What are you looking at?
sardar: I know your PIN number. Hee, hee!
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
sardar: Four asterisks! |
Deyyam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Deyyam
Post Number: 138
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 157.182.82.243
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 5:18 pm: | |
Paapam sardars
Ninu veedani needanu nene |
Andagaadu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Andagaadu
Post Number: 236
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 202.12.243.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 07, 2004 - 5:52 pm: | |
lallo and Sardar jokes always
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Plz_kissme
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 1894
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 164.107.186.22
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 4:54 pm: | |
lol
CHIRU RULES |
Brad
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1905
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 4:46 am: | |
lallo and Sardar jokes always
Subram Pari subram  |
Prasanth
Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 903
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 3:06 am: | |
Supremacy of India
During an International conference, three scientists,an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the echnological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became a professional boxer and a gold medallist in the Olympics!"
The German replied, "That's nothing compared to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medallist!"
The Indian interjected, "Is that all you have achieved , just gold medallists? In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the railway minister of india!!
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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Prasanth
Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 832
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 2:02 am: | |
yeah..naaku khassga anipinchaledhu!!!yedho undhi kadha ni postesanu!!
kaalam ila parigeduthundhi---> |
Brad
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1659
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 12:06 am: | |
current joke LOL
previous one antha khass gaa ledu..
Subram Pari subram |
Prasanth
Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 828
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 12:04 am: | |
What is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18,28,38, 48 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
kaalam ila parigeduthundhi---> |
Prasanth
Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 827
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:54 pm: | |
Top joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen....Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
Top joke in USA
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down
in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have
ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
The man then replies: "Yeah well, we were married for 35 years."
Top joke in Canada
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12
billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures
ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
Top joke in Australia
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a
couple of minutes, then calmly says:
"Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
kaalam ila parigeduthundhi---> |
Brad
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1594
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:55 pm: | |
malli
Subram Pari subram |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 1898
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 28, 2004 - 4:25 pm: | |
Prasanth manchi joke
Dum maro Dum, Mit jaye gam. Bolo subah sham, Hare Super Hare Star! |
Brad
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1551
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 28, 2004 - 3:54 pm: | |
Subram Pari subram |
Prasanth
Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 721
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, May 28, 2004 - 1:27 pm: | |
This is a letter from a Sardarni Mother to her son.
Pyaarey puttar,
Vahe Guru. I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well : last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last pay! ment on Grandma's funeral, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving, the other two were in the back. The driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other drowned because they couldn't get the tall gate down. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P. S. : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
kaalam ila parigeduthundhi---> |
Plz_kissme
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 1386
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.88.239
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 7:12 pm: | |
CHIRU RULES |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1091
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 9:10 am: | |
25
Jagame Maaya |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 541
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.4
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 8:16 am: | |
nenu okkadine postala..meeru kuuda konni postacchu kadhaa
ee roju inkonni postutha..waiting seyyandi
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1076
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 7:52 am: | |
plzz continue with more jokes
Jagame Maaya |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 2378
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 6:17 am: | |
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu  |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1046
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 5:38 pm: | |
Jagame Maaya |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 508
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 4:59 pm: | |
A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on
very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store,
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read - it said: "POLISH REMOVER"
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 504
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 4:49 pm: | |
NUNS
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice,"No health nsurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister,who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 1003
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 4:13 pm: | |
ade mari encouraging ante..
Jagame Maaya |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 496
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 4:04 pm: | |
oooo post padithe chaalu takkumani ela vacchestharabba...ok ok..have fun thanks!!!
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 981
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 3:37 pm: | |
ledu mama, Math teacher kosam board clean chestunnaa!!!
Jagame Maaya |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 1618
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 3:34 pm: | |
Jokes baagoka kaadu le Prasanth mama, gula aapukoleka chesthunnadu. kikiki 
Dum maro Dum, Mit jaye gam. Bolo subah sham, Hare Super Hare Star! |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 490
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 3:31 pm: | |
enti clean chestunnva BRAD mama baaleva jokes???
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Brad
Bewarse
Username: Brad
Post Number: 846
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 - 1:44 am: | |
Jagame Maaya |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 487
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 7:26 am: | |
MATH TROUBLE}
A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period, her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her math studies.
The girl would refuse playing with friends and eating dessert after dinner in order to study more.
On report card day, her mother was astonished to see that her daughter got an A+ in math. She asked her daughter, "Why the sudden change of
attitude about math -- do the nuns punish you".
The girl replied, "No, but when I saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this school is very serious about math".
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 481
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 2:20 am: | |
dheeniki kuuda navvenaa!!!!
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Plz_kissme
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 1352
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.88.239
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 2:12 am: | |
kikikikikik
CHIRU RULES |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 480
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 1:40 am: | |
enti PKM mama..nuvvu annee threadlu kaliya chuusthavanukunta...
or jokes section baga ishtamemo...thanks for laughing!!!!! 
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Plz_kissme
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.88.239
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 10:48 am: | |
kikikikikik
CHIRU RULES |
Prasanth
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 479
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.5
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, May 22, 2004 - 8:19 am: | |
Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable old Brahmin to ask for his young daughters hand.
"My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Yes! More that that, she is SoundaryaVati and Padma Vati"
" But can she cook and keep house ? " Asked the young man.
"Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati" answered the old man.
"Can she sew"? asked the young man.
"Oh yes yes, she can not only sew, but she is KalaVati " answered the old man.
"What about her education"?
Asked the young man "She is Vidya Vati" answered the old man.
And the Vedas"? Asked the young man.
"Oh yes yes , she is Veda Vati" answered the old man.
The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her.
Two days later he comes back with his newly married bride in tow.
The old Brahmin is surprised.
He asks "What happened son"? Why do you look so upset?
The young man says "Well sir you told me that your daughter is SoundaryaVati, PadmaVati, DharmaVati, Kala Vati, VidyaVati and VedaVati.
But you did'nt tell me that she is "Garbha-Vati" also !!
kalam parigeduthundhi...aapadam neeku saadhyama??!!! |
Plz_kissme
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 1141
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.88.239
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 2:30 pm: | |
kikiki
CHIRU RULES |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 1397
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
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Good one Prasanth mama.
Dum maro Dum, Mit jaye gam. Bolo subah sham, Hare Super Hare Star! |
Prasanth
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, 'What are all those clocks?' Yamraj answered, 'Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said Rabri, 'Who's clock is that?' That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. 'And whose clock is that?' That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entirelife.' Rabri asked, 'Where's my Laloo's clock?' Laloo's clock is in my office', replied yamraj, 'I'm using it as ceiling fan' !!!
tElivi chuusi murisipoku...gunamu chuusi masaluko |
Pakodi
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Plz_kissme
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Shetty
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MODS.. |
