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Prasanth
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 3589
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.130
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 11:25 am: |    |
asalu chadavala...baagunda bulugannai...baagunte saduvutaa
 Prince Mahesh-Pride of tollywood |
Deepblue
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 3606
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 11:22 am: | |
BOKEST JOKE
noru muyya ra yedhava |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 1663
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.162.128.28
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:58 am: | |
 chalam mama!!! |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 4795
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.2.199.86
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 9:01 am: | |
kindals ki maa voore dorikindaa???
Irugu disti, Porugu disti, Bewarse disti -- tu tu tu |
Chalam
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 2475
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 12:24 am: | |
At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."
Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks.
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