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Megapowerstar
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Megapowerstar
Post Number: 1840
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.201.35.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:38 pm: |    |
it was ICC match in nairobi and tendulkar did shout something out to mcgrath after hitting him for a six.
aa finals lone chris cairns india ni paste chesedu. |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 1731
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:36 pm: | |
2beers mama,
this is the only match in sharjah that both sachin and mcgrath plyes together and sachin only scored 6 in that game.
http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_database/ARCHIVE/1 993-94/OD_TOURNEYS/AA/AUS_IND_AA_ODI-SEMI1_19APR19 94.html |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 52
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:31 pm: | |
thikamaka mama,
when the fuck did i say it was that desert storm innings in sharjah.
kasprowicz is probably the most hit bowler in tendulkar's career.
aa game thappa inka sharjah lo eppudu ae game avvaledaa aus vs india ki
kaastha aalochinchi raayandi babu |
Thikamaka
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 167
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:26 pm: | |
2 beers I said he did not play the famous one day match in Sharjah the opening bowlers were Damien Fleming and kasprowicz 1 change Tom moody, 2 change warne.. so wat I meant was it could not be Mcgrath in Sharjah match as Mega power star mama pointed out it was ICC match in kenya
 Endaro Mahabewarsulu andharikante Bewarse Nene   |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 1730
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:24 pm: | |
assalu iyyani ekkada nunchi testunnaro koni  istaraa?? |
Megapowerstar
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Megapowerstar
Post Number: 1839
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.201.35.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:21 pm: | |
it was at nairobi, kenya match. |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 51
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:19 pm: | |
thikamaka mama,
baga thikamaka padinattu unnaav
mcgrath sharjah lo eppudu aada ledaaa
mcgrath himself said he didnt know what he did to piss him so much,
the question went like this
did u ever exchange words with tendulkar
yes i did and so did he
in sharjah he stepped out and hit the first two balls i bowled for sixes and stepped down to me and said some nasty stuff, i dont know what i did to piss him off so much
probably not the exact words but the gist was that
i will try and post the links for you |
Thikamaka
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 166
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:14 pm: | |
2 beers incidentally I dont think it could never be Mcgrath.. bcos Mcgrath never played that game.......anyways good creativity
Endaro Mahabewarsulu andharikante Bewarse Nene |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 1728
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:10 pm: | |
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2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 49
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:10 pm: | |
tendulkar after hiting the first two balls for two sixes in mcgrath's first over in a f=game in sharjah.
tendulkar to mcgrath: be happy they arent yours motherfucker
Mcgrath was so shocked he didnt even react, still says donno what i ddi to piss him off so much |
Naatu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naatu
Post Number: 66
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.44.136.113
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 12:01 pm: | |
Here are some of Mcgrath's
McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?”
Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife.”
McGrath (losing it): “If you ever effing mention my wife again, I’ll effing rip your effing throat out.”
Another instance when McGrath (again) was at the receiving end. He had been beating Zimbabwe’s tail-ender Eddie Brandes time and time again but not getting him out. Frustration boiling over, McGrath went across to Brandes and asked “Why are you so fat?”
Brandes: "Because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
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Megapowerstar
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Megapowerstar
Post Number: 1837
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.201.35.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:26 am: | |
howz ur wife and my kids ? 
aussies are the best..aa england yedavalni alane tittali |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 6421
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.38.108.28
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:25 am: | |
chalam mama na 5*s kuda anduko
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl  |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 2699
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:23 am: | |
neeku kavalsina drop dorikindi DB mama...
anduke nuvvu aa anandam lo emi postunnavo teliyatledu |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 46
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:20 am: | |
vaarni chalam gaa
ivanni eppudu raasi dengaav neeyavva
neeku 5stars ae range lo gudduthunnaro susaava nee brothers
sannasi edavalaraa |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 2698
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:17 am: | |
>> couple of hydis with a couple of beers in em
with a bunch of vigazites on leash, salivating for a drop.
chalam mama |
Chalam
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 2653
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
Rating: 
Votes: 8 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 10:53 pm: | |
>> couple of hydis with a couple of beers in em
with a bunch of vigazites on leash, salivating for a drop.
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Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 6664
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.224.57.157
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:53 pm: | |
quote://couple of sardars in the whole melee//
yeah how about a couple of hydis with a couple of beers in em
Bulugu mama ..kevvu ..kevvu ...
Nuvvu na andaga.... nakunda ga .. Kampinchipoda..e kailasam ... |
J2ee
Pilla Bewarse
Username: J2ee
Post Number: 480
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.239.167.67
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:43 pm: | |
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks
in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yes, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "
See, I told you, no-one would worry about the 14
million Pakistanis!" |
J2ee
Pilla Bewarse
Username: J2ee
Post Number: 479
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.239.167.67
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:42 pm: | |
Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q:What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!! |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 15
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:41 pm: | |
//couple of sardars in the whole melee//
yeah how about a couple of hydis with a couple of beers in em |
Chalam
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 2650
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:35 pm: | |
fuck, asalu aa last di thaluchukunte ne picha navvu vasthondi. imagine a couple of sardars in the whole melee. |
Gandra_goddali
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gandra_goddali
Post Number: 6663
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.224.57.157
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:30 pm: | |
Great ones ...
I read these few years back.
When I was reading last one ..I couldn't control ....I had to leave work space ...for more than an hr ...
Nuvvu na andaga.... nakunda ga .. Kampinchipoda..e kailasam ... |
Chalam
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 2648
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.171
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:30 pm: | |
One of you buggers is out. I don't know which.
*You*
decide and
inform the bloody scorers!".
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Just4fun
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Just4fun
Post Number: 246
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.192.144.180
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:27 pm: | |
Great one bullimama....last one is really crazy...
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. |
Tifosi
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 726
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.95.151.150
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:06 pm: | |
good one bulli mama,
5 stars, but I read this before someplace
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one...and most of them stink |
2beers
Pilla Bewarse
Username: 2beers
Post Number: 10
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
Rating: 
Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:03 pm: | |
that was really good bro
made me laugh today, rather messed up day otherwise |
Bullimama
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bullimama
Post Number: 253
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 66.119.33.170
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Votes: 10 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:51 pm: | |
Cricket : famous sledges
great ones.....for all the cricket fans
"Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the
score
is still
zero."
-Viv Richards to Sunil Gavaskar at Madras 1983.
Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position
and
come in at
no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out
Anshuman Gaekwad and
Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for
Gavaskar
to walk in at
0/2. And he thought there would be less pressure!
************************************************** *********
Greg Thomas was bowling to Viv Richards in a county
game.
Viv missed a superb outswinger, and Thomas said "It's
red,
round and
weighs about 5 1/2 ounces."
Next ball Viv hits Greg Thomas out of the ground for 6
and
replies,"Greg, you know what it looks like. Go ahead
and
find it!"
************************************************** *********
THE BEST......
Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball
goes
to first slip,
and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't
say
a word.
At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and
apologises
sheepishly.
"I should've kept my legs together, Fred".
The reply is classic Trueman, "Not you son, Your mother
should've!"
************************************************** *********
Then there's this wicketkeeper who quietly asked the
new
batsman:"So
how's your wife, and my kids?"
Guess who.........Rod Marsh....to Ian Botham!!
************************************************** *********
New Zealand vs South Africa:
Daryll Cullinan was batting, attempting a comeback from
a
complete
bamboozling from Warne in earlier games.
Cullinan played the first ball from Chris Harris very
carefully back
down the pitch, and keeper Parore yelled out "Well
bowled
Warnie!"
************************************************** *********
Australia fighting for a win nearing the end of a Test
Match, Fred
Trueman at the crease.
The Aus captain has plenty of close in fielders, whose
shadows fall on
the wicket.
Fredie finds this objectionable. 'Ere, if you lads
don't
back off, I'll
appeal for bad light!"
************************************************** *********
The best of the best
(Incident described in "From the Pavilion End" by
Harold
"Dickie" Bird)
"Bomber" Wells, a spin bowler and great character,
played
for
Glocuestershire and Nottinghamshire.
He used to bat at No.11 since one couldn't bat any
lower.
Of him, they
used to paraphrase Compton's famous words describing an
equally inept
runner;
"When he shouts 'YES' for a run, it is merely the basis
for
further
negotiations!"
Incidentally, Compton was no better.
John Warr said, of Compton "He was the only person who
would call you
for a run and wish you luck at the same time."
Anyway, when Wells played for Gloucs, he had an equally
horrendous
runner as the No.10. During a county match, horror of
horrors.......both
got
injured.
*Both* opted for runners when it was their turn to bat.
Bomber played a ball on the off, called for a run,
forgot
he had a
runner and ran himself.
Ditto at the other end.
In the melee, someone decided that a second run was on.
Now we had *all four* running.
Due to the confusion and constant shouts of "YES" "NO",
eventually,
*all* of them ran to the same end.
Note - at this point in time, the entire ground is
rolling
on the floor
laughing their behinds out.
One of the fielders - brave lad - stops laughing for a
minute, picks the
ball and throws down the wicket at the other end.
Umpire Alec Skelding looks very seriously at the four
and
calmly informs
them "One of you buggers is out. I don't know which.
*You*
decide and
inform the bloody scorers!".
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