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Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 190
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.164.82.125
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 7:34 pm: |    |
J2EE mama malli modalu pedadama |
Fanno1
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Fanno1
Post Number: 296
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 82.82.119.122
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Ib babu ,
pakka thread löo story finish cheyyi nayana.
TELANGANA NADI,RAYALASEEMA NADI,SARKARU NADI,BELLARY NADI, BARAMPURAM NADI,HOSURU NADI,ANNI KALASINA TELUGU JAATHI MANADHI. |
Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 178
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.164.82.125
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J2EE babai, malli continue cheddamaa ee thread NON-STOP A JOKES
JANALA RESPONSE LEDU BABAI,
SO EVARIKI INTEREST LEDU |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 663
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:15 pm: | |
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J2ee
Bewarse
Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1349
Registered: 08-2004
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J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1343
Registered: 08-2004
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Mechanic Joke
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A Lady Ask a Tyre-Mechanic... "Come on let have sex !!!"
Machanic reply, "Then, please get into water"
Why do you need water to have sex ?
B'coz, I can identify holes only in water. |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1342
Registered: 08-2004
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National Flower Joke
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Once an Italian, a Muslim and a Sardar (Santa Singh) had a meeting with British General.
British: “Italian, what is the national flower of your country?”
Italian: “Lilly”
British: “Oh, I clean my ass with it.”
British: “Muslim, what is the national flower of your country?”
Muslim: “Lotus”
British: “Oh, I clean my ass with it. "
Now he asks our Santa Singh the same question.
"Santa, what is the national flower of your country?”
Santa Singh: “Cactus, le ab kar le saaf .” |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1341
Registered: 08-2004
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Bramanandam and babumohan are trying to measure a telephone pole. They keep trying to climb it and keep sliding down. Along comes this really big, muscle bound man and says, "Hey, what are you guys doing?" The two say, "We're trying to measure the height of this pole."
The man wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out of the ground, lays it down and measures it. Then he picks it up, puts it back in the ground, says "40 feet" and walks away. Then Bhola says to the other, "What a stupid idiot - we wanted the *height*, not the width." |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1340
Registered: 08-2004
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Sardar played Chess with another, but who won? he or himself?
After 7 days when nobody played any move, one sardaar said to the other "Chaal toh chal bhai!" And the other sardaar said "Oh! Meri baari hai?? Main soch raha tha ki teri baari hai."
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J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1339
Registered: 08-2004
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One Sardar was interviewing another Sardar.
So the first sardar said" let me see your IQ " then second sardar started to peel off his turban . |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1338
Registered: 08-2004
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Ok mama. |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 08-2004
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"Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?" |
Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 149
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.164.86.212
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 7:31 pm: | |
Ok J2EE mama,
malli nenu 1 1/2 hour lo vosta,
ee sari vochi kummeddam ee thread ni
Nuvvu mandi mari ekkuva ayyi padi po maaka |
J2ee
Bewarse
Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1336
Registered: 08-2004
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"Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga."  |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1335
Registered: 08-2004
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Gabbar Singh joke....
Once a family after seen a movie SHOLAY....came back to home.....
N waz delighted to watch the famous scene when VIRU waz tied up in ropes...n GABBAR ordered BASANTI to dance for him...
Lets continue with the scene at home....
The husband waz in the romantic mood and says to her wife" BASANTI AAJ ZARA NACH KE DIKHA DE"....
7year old son jumped in the scene n said"NAHI MUMMY IS KUTTE KE AAGE MAT NACHNA"....
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Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 148
Registered: 08-2004
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call Them by their surname!
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Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
Dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
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What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
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Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
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J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1334
Registered: 08-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 7:24 pm: | |
Mama emina kothavi pettu mamma idi gandhi nehru joke kada. |
Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 147
Registered: 08-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 7:21 pm: | |
oka roju Scooter meeda
Mada gadu ( driver seat )
Chembu mohan Murali mohan Mada back koorchontadu
Andari kante last lo Dr Dasari garu
Koorchoni Hyd nunchi Vij ki potu untaru scooter ni madagadu chala fast gaa drive chestoo untadu
Vaadu ela go Maada gadu kabattti vadiki emi undavu kaabatti emi adaradu
Madyalo koorchonna Murali gari ki underwear marchipoyi ravadam valla Scooter speed ki lopapa aduru tu untundi
Daaniki Murali Dasari to antadu ila
Dasari garu ee mada gadu fast gaa drive chestunnadu naakemo lopala adurutondi antadu
Daaniki Daasari emi feel kaku Murali mohan Maada gaadi back lo Doo.. antadu
Daaniki Murali mohan antadu , GURUVU GARU ala cheste Mada ki telisi potundi kada ani doubt adugutadu
Daaniki mana Dasari mama, babu murali indakadaninchi nenu ade pani chestunna neeku telustonda ani nemmadigaa cheputadu |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1333
Registered: 08-2004
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Enti mama ala ganthulu vesthunaavu. |
Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 146
Registered: 08-2004
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J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1332
Registered: 08-2004
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Santa and Banta both are mad of German technology so they brought a Volkswagon Beetle Cars .
Then they decided to go for a picnic in their new cars.
Santa opens the Boot to keep his luggage he founds a engine there.He gets Confused and keep the luggage inside the caritself and drives towards his freinds home Banta.
After reaching his freinds place he is waiting outside Bantas home.
Now here santa's beloved freind
Banta's is unable to start the car, so banta opens the bonnet and finds no engine there? he think hey wahe guru mere car ka engine chori hogaya (Means Engine engine got stolen).
Then Santa who is waiting outside banta's home send his son Pappu to check why Banta is getting late . Pappu comes back and infor santa that Banta Uncle's car's engine is stolen.
Then santa say
Santa : "Chup kar ja, apnee car ke Boot mein spare engine pada hai. Bolne ka nahin. Agar us ko pata lag gaya ke apne paas spare engine hai, to woh maang lega."
(Santa : "Shut up we have a spare engine in our cars boot. If Banta knows that then he will ask for that.") |
Indianbank
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 145
Registered: 08-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 7:02 pm: | |
Jagratta gaa chaduvu ee joke ni :
Oka oorilo Unna Sardar ji underground lo problem vochhi ADI poortigaa pani cheyyadam manestundi
Danito Sardar chala feel ayyi, naaku enduku ila ayyindi ani badha padutu untadu Pellam kooda
Tittadam start avutundi
Daanito Sardar ki badha vesi DEMUDINI vedukontadu forest ki poyi tapassu chesi
Demudu pratyaksham ayyi emi varam kavali ani adugutadu
Sardar tanaki legavadam ledu ani cheputadu
So God ventane nuvvu gata Janmalo papalu chesavu anduke ala avutondi antadu
Sare kada ani Demudu 3 times matrame leche varam istadu
First time " PeeP " ante up avutundi malli "PEEP PEEP" ante down avutundi ani cheppi
mayam ayipotadu
Venatane Sardarji happy gaa road meeda parugu pettadam start chestadu
Daari lo oka Car addam vochhi horn to "Peep" ani buzz chestadu malli "Peep peep"ani horn buzz chestadu
danito sardarki up and down oka sari waste ayipotayi
Second time kooda ilane car eduruvochhi up and down road meede waste ayipotayi
Ila kaadu ani Forest lonchi addadaarilo Intiki fast gaa vellipotadu
Venatane kangaru lo Pellam ni pilichi fast gaa "PEEP" ani work start chestadu
Sardarji Pellani ardham kaaka Emiti andi "PEEP PEEP" antunnaru ani adugutundi |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1331
Registered: 08-2004
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IB mama adirindi joke |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1330
Registered: 08-2004
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Heights
#Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of
noodles.
#Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes
#Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door
#Height of Patriotism: Pooja Bedi recommending Khadi Bikini. Mahatma Gandhi recommending Khadi condoms
#Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's ****.
#Height of Laziness: 1. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
2. A sardar shitting at sea shore and waiting for waves to come and clean his ass
#Height of Competition: 1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall. 2. A topless lady standing near mount everest.
#Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
#Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
#Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
#Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark room..
#Height of Patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in her pussy.
#Height of Coincidence: And the banana falling in.
#Height of Height: A sardar shitting on mount everest and making it one inch more higher |
Indianbank
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Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 144
Registered: 08-2004
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Sare naa Joke choosuko
J3EE 10 th standard chedivetappudu valla class Teacher "Raasi" to excursion ki vellataru, ratri andaru padukontaru
Baaga cheekati gaa untundi
J3EE velli Raasi teacher pakkana padukontadu
J3EE:: Madam madam ratri poota naaku padukonetappudu pakkana unna valla meeda chetulu vesukon padukovadam alavatu madam
Raasi: ( sare chinna pillado kada ) vesuko babu
10 min tarvata
J3EE:: Madam madam naaku pakkanavalla meeda LEGS veukoni padukovadam alavatu madam
Raasi : ( Sare chinna pillode kada ) vesuko babu
10 min tarvata
J3EE:: Madam madam naaku pakkana padukonnavalla BODDU LO VELU PETTUKONI padukovadam alavatu
Raasi:: ( Baaga alochinchi ) Sare vesuko J3EE
20 min tarvata Iddariki baaga swefting gaa untundi
Raasi:: Babu J3EE nuvvu indka velu pettinadi BODDULO kaadu BABU
J3EE:: HE HE HE Madam Adi velu kadu madam antadu |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1329
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sorry mama santa and banta singh jokes hindi lo untaayi. |
Indianbank
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Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 143
Registered: 08-2004
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Good joke mama
Madya madyalo hindi use chestunnavu, kopam vostondi
Naaku tikka voste tamil lo raasta jokes
HE HE HE
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J2ee
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Post Number: 1328
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Height of Communication Gap
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Mr.Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his
neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we
can't
tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from APSEB because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?"
"Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
" Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you
are
overdue"
"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ....
he
will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull,
rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What
business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." |
J2ee
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Username: J2ee
Post Number: 1327
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One fine day banta was walking on the street to near by market.
All of a sudden he saw his close freind Santa singh was driving a car.
Then immedeatly Banta singh stoped santa singh and asked about how did got a car all of a sudden. Conversation goes like this.
Banta:how did u get a new car?
Santa:girl drove me 2 beach,tuk off her clothes & said:take wot u want
& i tuk car.
Banta:gud, vaise bhi kapdon ka tu kya karta!! |
J2ee
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Post Number: 1326
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Santa Singh dies in an accident.There in heaven,his coul is made to stand in the court of law. Chitragupta checks about him in his records and learns that this man was supposed to live on earth for another 25 yrs. Chitragupta tells about this to Yamraj. Yamraj decides to send the soul back to his body.But unfortunately,upon checking Yama finds out that Santa's body has been burnt to ashes. Yama feels its an injustice caused by him.So, he tells Santa," Son! Santa Singh, I deeply regret about this injustice caused in young age.I am all responsible for this.To compensate this, I will send you to Heaven and you will stay there for rest of your life and enjoy whatevr you want.You will also have a servent to serve you. What do you say?"
Santa joyfuly said ," I will accept your offer" .
In heaven, Santa was accompanied by a servent. Both were now walking in the garden of edens. Santa saw a female there playing with a butterfly. Slowly Santa scanned her beautiful body and said to servent, " I have an desire now.You should fulfil it"
Servant said , " Command sir!"
Santa said ," I want to caress the breasts of that beautiful lady there"
Servant said ," Sir, She is an Apsare...She can only serve Indra"
Santa said, " I have word from Yamraj. I have permission to do whatever i like here.So you just go and bring her here"
Servant went to her ..talked ..and brought her to Santa. Santa kissed fondled and played with her breasts for hours till satisfied"
Santa then said to servant , " Come ...i need to have a good look around this Eden garden "
While on the way he saw another Apsare playing with peacocks. Santa now said to servant that he needs to have sex with her. Servant obeyed and brought her to his Service. Santa had a good time screwing the beautiful Apsare front and back for hours.
After finishing the act, Santa felt his stomach upset. He whispered to servant and said, " i will have to shit immediately.I will be behind that tree.Go now Bring some water "
When Santa finished shiting, Santa asked," What the hell are you doing...?where is water?"
Servant said, " Sir, All we get in heaven is Amruta..there is no water available here. " Santa said angrily Then I will use this grass available here to clean myself"
Santa plucked some grass and "slap! Slap!slap!.."Santa is slapped three times.Santa is now woken from his dream and his wife preeto is looking angrily at him.
Santa says angrily," Why the hell did you slap me?"
Preeto says , " First you played with my tits, I didn't complain, Then you fu*cked and tore me like hell ..my front and back.., I didn't complain.., Next you Shit on this very bed and tried to pull the hair from my Puss*y?What is wrong with you???!!!" |
Indianbank
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Username: Indianbank
Post Number: 142
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Here is Laloo joke:
Oneday Laloo want to findout the time difference between California and Bihar.
Immediately he calls telephone dept ask tele phone dept opertor
Laloo: Can you tell me the time difference between Calforina and Bihar
Opertor: One minute sir
Immediately Laloo says "Thanks" and hang up the phone
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J2ee
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Post Number: 1324
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Santa is called by his girlfriend, to her house, at late night.
Incidently she was alone at home.
Santa goes and chats with her on her sofa.
She comes and sits quite close to Santa. .........No Action by Santa.
She goes to her bedroom and changes to a very flimsy negligee, comes and sits very close to Santa........ No action by Santa
She starts yawning and spreading her arms revealing all her breast and looks at Santa into his eyes.......... Santa speaks out....
Santa : Main samajh gaya hoon ke tum mujhse kya chaahtee ho. Main tayyaar hoon.
GF : Really ! to phir utho! Jaldee!
Santa : Ttheek hai. Tumhaare her ishaare yehi bata rahe hain ke tumko neend aa rahee hai aur tum sona chaahtee ho.....to main chalta hoon."Good Night".
Next day or rather night same thing but this time she does not want to miss the chance.
She takes Santa to her bedroom...... No action by Santa
Strips him and herself... No action by Santa
Mounts him on top of her...... No action by Santa
Finally she inserts his dick into its resting place........ No action by Santa
Now she commands.... isko andar kar do.. Santa pushes deep inside her
Thoda baahar kar do... Santa pulls out little
Thoda andar kar do......Santa pushes inside
When the above exercise ( or sexercise) is repeated quite a few times, Santa gets angry
" Teri maa kee....... ek baat bol.. andar ya baahar.... yeh kya ? kabhi andar... kabhi baahar......kabhi andar ... kabhi baahar........ |
J2ee
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Post Number: 1322
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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from Santa Singh asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from Santa again, sounding even more intoxicated. "Yaar !Ye bar kab khulega ..?!" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, "B$%^$$$od ! kya kaha..ye bar kab khulta hai ?"
The clerk then answers, "Bhai shahab,It opens at noon, agar aap intezaar nahi kar sakte to mere paas room hain,mein aap ke liye 'room service'wale ko bhej sakta hoon"
"Oye ullu ke pathe ! mujhe andar nahi aana, mujhe to bahar nikal na hai !" |
