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Godfather
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 2033
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 03, 2004 - 7:07 am: |    |
II mama na mida entha namakam niku Kiki
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu  |
Dinu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Dinu
Post Number: 1115
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.177.160.117
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 03, 2004 - 1:45 am: | |
http://www.nandamuribalayya.com |
Bajrangdal
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bajrangdal
Post Number: 11
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 12.227.156.145
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 03, 2004 - 1:37 am: | |
JAMABA LAKIDI PAMBA yaa...
... and KILL THEM ALL |
Indiainfo
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 291
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 11:20 pm: | |
godfather mama...
advanced member anipinchavu mama...
super undi script. |
Ramu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 126
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 8:15 pm: | |
nice dream  . now wake up, it is may 12th and Sonia's and ysr's swearing-in ceremony is coming live on T.V
just kidding
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu  cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Sucharitha
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sucharitha
Post Number: 1259
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.11.218.3
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 6:46 pm: | |
prabhas  |
Plz_kissme
Bewarse
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 761
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 164.107.186.61
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 4:37 pm: | |
lol
nice1
CHIRU RULES |
Godfather
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 2028
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:47 pm: | |
Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate : Rs.1 = $100/
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Bangalore,Hyderabad and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God!What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Bangalore. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems,used his bench time to visit Bihar,the most livable place in India, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions.You can do whatever you want! ! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York.At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test ofHindi as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Hrithik, and all. And dont forget superstar Chiranjeevi and his style.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year,he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for in! frastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of Silicon City of Bangalore. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get ejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.
Ayyavaarini cheyyabothae kothi ayyinattlu!  |
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