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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 3135
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 172.139.208.164
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 12:59 pm: |    |
 ramu mama.
Great men are remembered for their failures, ordinary players for their triumphs. |
Gochi
Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 1937
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 139.94.164.78
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 11:34 am: | |
 anduke nenippatinunche pizzalu order cheyya......
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS  |
Andhrawala
Bewarse
Username: Andhrawala
Post Number: 2164
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.58.204.226
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 11:32 am: | |
adhirindhi.
ee lekkana vaadu meeru BTDB lo ippatki inni postulu seseru,inni proxy lu vaaderu, boothulu vaaderu ani kooda seppethaademo |
Dinu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Dinu
Post Number: 2447
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.177.160.41
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 10:53 am: | |
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Bewarseno0
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bewarseno0
Post Number: 137
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 168.159.190.36
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 10:41 am: | |
olle olle |
Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1681
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.234.6.242
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 10:25 am: | |
Govinda Govinda Paiki The Nannu Govinda  |
G_goddali
Pilla Bewarse
Username: G_goddali
Post Number: 187
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:56 pm: | |
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Hoegarden
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Hoegarden
Post Number: 414
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 12.149.39.84
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:48 pm: | |
A beer with spice  |
Musicfan
Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 1029
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:48 pm: | |
inka 4 years undigaa |
Oaklala
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 597
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:46 pm: | |
Good one. |
Idiot
Bewarse
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 2428
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:46 pm: | |
O santi gadi  katha |
Ramu
Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 1618
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 3:43 pm: | |
I got the following forwarded to me by one of my colleagues 
ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008
This is so close to what is probably going to be
happening in 2008 that we're not sure how funny this
really is...
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have
your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,
it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at
1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is
494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance
is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email
address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you
calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security
System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your
ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple
of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator:I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode
sensors indicate that you've got very high blood
pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy
choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm
sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like
that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean
Recipes' from your local library last week, sir.
That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two
family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and
your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts,
sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to
pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its
limit.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash
before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking
account is overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have
the cash ready. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be
about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might
want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash,
but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a
little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car
payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's
paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir.
You've already got a July 4, 2007 conviction for
cussing out a cop and another one I see here in
September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at
a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from
a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is
this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of
Coke..
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary
clause prevents us from offering free soda to
diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.. Thank
you for calling Pizza Hut.
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu  cinnappaTinuncI intE |
