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Megapowerstar
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Megapowerstar
Post Number: 249
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 155.201.35.50
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 27, 2004 - 8:45 am: |    |
I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to
dial for International phone call and use speaker
facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers '
, 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' ,
'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others
for my mistakes!
idi okkati chaala bagundi |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8929
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 27, 2004 - 8:08 am: | |
thanksee decent mama
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer  |
Decent
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Decent
Post Number: 769
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 63.163.61.3
Rating: 
Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 27, 2004 - 8:05 am: | |
no offense, but parama chandalam ga undi
anduko naa single star.
time bokka idi chadivi.
Once an Indian Always an Indian  |
Vinturikiran
Bewarse
Username: Vinturikiran
Post Number: 1138
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 61.95.133.84
Rating: 
Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 27, 2004 - 8:00 am: | |
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Ramesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele
Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole.
Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole. Institute of Technology?
I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before
getting an admission into it . What happened is - due
to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was
getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father
said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest
so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will
never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to
join this college.
Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole, can at
the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya
he he he...
Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years
to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4
years. But you know , these cricket matches and
football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is
difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd
year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in
maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6,
good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect
exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket
matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!
Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in ife?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My
mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when
i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for
me in BEST(Bus corporation in Andhra Pradesh) through
some relative .
Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing
'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!
Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On
which platforms have you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at KPHB (Kukatpalli Housing
Board), so you can say Ameerpet is my current platform
Earlier I was at Charminaar center. So Charminaar was
my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different
platforms ! (Charminaar and Ameerpet are the places in Hyderabad)
Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Telugu, Hindi, English. By the way, I can
keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages he he he...
Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So
VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they
are coming up with a new language VD! also...
Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess,
this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly .
Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they
are in pipeline!
Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata
InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL(Bata InfoTech Ltd.), I
am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that
Bench was another software like Windows he he he..
Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult.
I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to
dial for International phone call and use speaker
facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers '
, 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' ,
'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others
for my mistakes!
Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it
should not have deadlines. I personally feel that
pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would
like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday
off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short
term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I
prefer US,Australia and Europe. But considering the
fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in
2007,I don't mind going there in that period . As you
can see I am modest and don't have many expectations.
So can I assume my selection?
Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your
interest in our organization. In fact I was never
entertained so much before. ......................
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