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Schummy
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Schummy
Post Number: 665
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 68.49.136.211
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 - 8:35 pm: | 
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>>Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
now days it should be reverse 
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Tuntari
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tuntari
Post Number: 1492
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.27.208.16
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 - 8:34 pm: |
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Bhrigu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 4019
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 172.193.104.181
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 - 8:33 pm: |
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masturbation ki oka cheyyi chaalu ga mama ?  \\ good ones though |
Darth_vader
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Darth_vader
Post Number: 204
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 68.23.104.175
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 - 8:30 pm: |
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* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f--- off and
leave me alone.
* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tyre.
* The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor’s milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
* Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't
getting any.
* Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.
* Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
* Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing
a couple of mortgage payments
* Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.
* If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
* Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen that person again? It
was probably worth it.
* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
* Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
* Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
* Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.
Neither one works.
* Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on
our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
* The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed either at ourselves or others! |
Spitfire
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Spitfire
Post Number: 1128
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.49.136.211
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 - 8:28 pm: |
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Guyz:
Classic One-Liners - The DOC's favorite Collection.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
-- Quentin Crisp (English writer)
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A
woman
already knows.
-- Frederick Ryder
Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal.
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll
only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
-- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)
Eventually, all men come out of the bathroom dressed as a
majorette.
-- Ernestyne White
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire,
four times; her intelligence, eight times.
-- Sanskrit proverb
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't
think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men
think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfeld
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to
free his hands for masturbation.
-- Jane Wagner
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.
-- Anonymous
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the
last.
-- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman
loses hers after four kisses.
-- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of
commitment.
-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let
her
think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and
make
thousands miserable?
-- Carrie Snow
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