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Masala
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Masala
Post Number: 144
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 158.106.52.10
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Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 366
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 5:26 pm: |
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells
the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,
SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." |
Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 365
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to go for modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and rests on his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears on the front page of a
newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!" |
Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 364
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation
for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated,
"Bihar is an excellent state.
Give us three years and we will turn it into an
economic superpower like Japan.
" Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very
inepicient," he stated.
"Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the
next Bihar!" |
Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 363
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 5:24 pm: |
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on
for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend
exclaims,"YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT READS -"FOR 4-7YRS". |
Singlestar
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Singlestar
Post Number: 22
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 64.246.36.80
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 5:22 pm: |
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Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 360
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Bill Clinton decided to teach' Laloo English,so he
invited him over to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the
nation that they should not be disturbed
during the teaching inside the White house;they are locked
up in a room,
and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.Days pass by
and weeks pass by,but there is no sign of them coming out.
The whole country and its economy has come to a
standstill,
and the press, news reporters from all over the world are
waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out
comes Laloo -beaming his resplendant white smile,
looking
cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are
torn,
his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch
marks all over his face.
The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened
Mr.Clinton ?"
Bill Clinton replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi
sunta hai |
Nivas
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Nivas
Post Number: 3927
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 24.145.152.136
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 4:12 pm: |
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Sinnnappudu Inna Joku Idi |
Muraari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Muraari
Post Number: 359
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 61.95.208.194
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 - 4:10 pm: |
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When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar,
he wanted a special postage stamp issued,
with his picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi,
stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released,and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days of release of the stamp,
he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not
sticking properly, and became furious.
He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the
matter.
Rabri checked the matter out at several post
offices,and then reported on the problem to Lallo Prasad.
She said: " The stamp is really of international quality.
The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side" |
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