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Sollu
Celebrity Bewarse
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Post Number: 9907
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>>Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no
great loss."
adiripoyindi babai ee joke |
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Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Gaali Mayya...Naaku Single Padindoch... |
Gaali
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
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Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 1335
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Hi All,
Starting this Friday , I will be sending some fun stuff (mostly jokes…). I decided to call this section Friday FUN! You will see some stuff which you already might have read.. but what the heck its fun stuff., so read it again and more over its Friday..
For today I have some sardar jokes to share. Have FUN!!!
Ever wonder about those people in meetings who say they are giving
more than 100%?
And we have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that might prove
helpful.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is Represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E is
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%
BUT:
A T T I T U D E =
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
AND:
B U L L S x H I T =
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, and attitude will get you there but Bullshit will put you over
the top.
I hope this helps explain where you went wrong in your career.
HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito
repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was
also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep,
one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn,
guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but
the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches
the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood
shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts
singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After
some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his
hands.
So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn,
guoooonnnnn."
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow
managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the
top.
After a while when the rush is over, Santa went
upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition
clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He
says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so
scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there".
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a
*driver.* "
CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR
Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-
india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats
array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the
window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side
seat.
But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the
window and shall not leave".The old lady then complained to the
air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to
leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then
the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and
requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered
something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly
left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked
the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "nothing.
I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.
others ll go to Jalandhar."
KHALISTAN JOKES
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa.
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken.
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific.
National Airline: Itthe Pacific.
National Anthem: Sten-a gun-a man-a ..........
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva.
National song: Bande marte hum.
Female terrorist: Hard Kaur.
National dish: AKALI-DAAL.
Sikh scuba diver: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Better adapted sikh diver: JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.
COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
LONG FLIGHT
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway
station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in he discussion of the word "tragedy." So
our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." I'm afraid not,"
explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs.Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no
great loss." |
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