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Sollu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sollu
Post Number: 3706
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 144.160.130.16
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 7:45 pm: | 
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Nitho
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Nitho
Post Number: 2806
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 63.226.134.73
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:16 pm: |
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Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 16888
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:05 pm: |
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anduke inkaa sadavaledu.. intikellaka saduvutha.. |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 9669
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:04 pm: |
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control seskuntene kada..family man vani anipinchukunedhi..!! |
Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 16883
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:01 pm: |
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ila curiocity pencette yetta... |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 9666
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 7:00 pm: |
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manchi pani chesaaru...asale family man vi kada...! |
Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 16880
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:58 pm: |
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joke sadavaledu.. |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 9664
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.130
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:58 pm: |
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inka joke ki anukunnaa... |
Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 16876
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:56 pm: |
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anduke appreciate sesaa.. |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 9660
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.130
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:54 pm: |
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ee sectionlo esi manchi pani chesaadu... |
Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 16861
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:45 pm: |
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good one... |
Daruvu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Daruvu
Post Number: 20
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 206.16.33.10
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 12:42 pm: |
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 553
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 67.107.73.195
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 09, 2004 - 7:45 pm: |
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visual basic code |
Shetty
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Shetty
Post Number: 914
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.136.205.157
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 09, 2004 - 7:27 pm: |
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vbc |
Idiot
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 6712
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 151.203.225.81
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 07, 2004 - 9:34 pm: |
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Bäbä
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Bäbä
Post Number: 1421
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 69.81.100.157
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 07, 2004 - 6:01 pm: |
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Power_star
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Power_star
Post Number: 3
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 212.138.47.17
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 13, 2004 - 9:40 am: |
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Lawyer and Lady.
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Oka young lady lawyer daggaraku vellindi.
Lawyer: Entamma caseu?
Lady: Okadi meeda cheeting case veyali andi..
Lawyer: Sare case gurinchi baga vippi cheppu annadu.
Lady: intaka mundu oka kurra lawyer daggar anta vippi cheppanu...waadu kadupu chesadu...malli nee daggar vippala................... |
Musicfan
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 343
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2004 - 9:14 am: |
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LOL
The most irritating thing in this DB - Signatures in posts. Nenu 01Sep04 ninchi signature manestunaa |
Rowdhi
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Rowdhi
Post Number: 213
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 209.6.221.85
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 27, 2004 - 1:13 am: |
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Nag_rocks
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 1700
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 4:56 pm: |
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prashanth mama,
nee first jokuuu |
Nenu_evaru
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Nenu_evaru
Post Number: 25
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 66.235.180.49
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 19, 2004 - 8:15 pm: |
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 Nenu Evarni?
Nenu Evarni? |
Godfather
Bewarse Legend
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 5657
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 7:29 am: |
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap  |
Plz_kissme
Bewarse Legend
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 3607
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 164.107.189.175
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 16, 2004 - 3:30 pm: |
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GUDUMBA SHANKAR AUDIO SUPER HIT PK ROCKS!!! |
Babu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 299
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 14, 2004 - 12:03 pm: |
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nenu ikkada kuda vaccha
Endharo mahanu babulu. Vallaki babu ee Babu |
Evarunenu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Evarunenu
Post Number: 348
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 63.87.1.107
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 13, 2004 - 8:33 pm: |
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Evaru Nenu |
Chalam
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Chalam
Post Number: 2111
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 148.87.1.170
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 13, 2004 - 6:59 pm: |
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>> Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
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Megaattha
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Megaattha
Post Number: 127
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 66.17.112.214
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 13, 2004 - 5:30 pm: |
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One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro
Farad decided to try to get a cute coil to let him
discharge.
He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride
in his megacycle.
They rode across Wheatstone bridge, around the
sine wave and stopped in a magnetic field by a
flowing current.
Micro farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic
curves, decided to engage in a little mutual
inductance, and soon had her resistance at a
minimum and his field fully excited.
He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, lowered her capacitance,and pulled out
his high voltage probe.
He inserted it into her tank circuit, connecting
them in parallel, and began to short circuit her
shunt.
Fully excited, Millie Amp cried, 'MHO, MHO, it
Hertz, but give me MHO'.
With his tube operation at maximum amplitude, and
her coil vibrating from the current flow, they
soon reached plate saturation and found their
cut-off point.
The heavy current flow had gotten the anodes of
her tubes hot and Micro farad was rapidly
discharged and drained off every electron.
They fluxed all night, trying various connections
and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all of
its field strength and her grid was leaking.
Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and
damaged her solenoids.
With his battery fully discharged and his
contacts corroded, Micro farad was unable to
excite his generator, so they ended by reversing
polarity and blowing each other's fuses...consummating
in a Shock.
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Vamsea
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Vamsea
Post Number: 227
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.101.6.113
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 13, 2004 - 2:05 pm: |
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few more adult jokes
Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring
the fire under control
..... and another 3 hours to bring the firemen
under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in
the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was
afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you
prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were
rich,
Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish
they were married
Married men wish they were Dead!
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How do you teach a girl maths?
Add a bed, subtract her clothes, di vide her legs,
enter your square root, leave your solution and hope
she doesn't
multiply!
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Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range
that is displayed on that wall";
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of
the child..
The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine";
The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine
and a can comes out the pepsi belongs to me! not to
the machine !!"
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Definition of a Gynecologist:
Som eone who looks for problems where others look for
pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the
first man you are sleeping with?'
'Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'
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Jai
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Jai
Post Number: 499
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 138.47.56.215
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 8:59 pm: |
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aTTa naaluka baiTiki peTTaku, inkOlaa unTadi ee thread lO aa pani sEttE!
Trying for reforms is better than ignoring a problem or blindly destroying the source of problem. |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 2204
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.194
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 12:58 am: |
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Jai
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Jai
Post Number: 484
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 66.157.189.241
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 12:40 am: |
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First post needani soosi eeDakocchaa! tamarE open sEsaaraa thread?!?!   paigaa PS okaTi!
Trying for reforms is better than ignoring a problem or blindly destroying the source of problem. |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 2192
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.194
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 10:45 pm: |
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Husband Shopping Centre
Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! Said the women.
Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye."
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Rowdhi
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Rowdhi
Post Number: 68
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 209.6.221.85
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 7:32 pm: |
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Flu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Flu
Post Number: 207
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.94.34.2
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, July 03, 2004 - 3:13 pm: |
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hum donom hai; aur chandni, aadhi raath mein jaage |
Deithadi
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 1314
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.243.221
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 2:33 pm: |
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Rediff
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 1168
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 128.163.110.72
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 1:42 pm: |
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kikiki
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Prasanth
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1682
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.4
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 1:18 pm: |
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Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and " in reality"?
Dad: I will show you
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!
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Deithadi
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 1313
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.243.221
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 1:13 pm: |
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Plz_kissme
Bewarse Legend
Username: Plz_kissme
Post Number: 2375
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.24.88.239
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 1:11 pm: |
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lol
CHIRU RULES |
Prasanth
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1681
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.199.213.4
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 1:06 pm: |
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CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was
ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD: Huh?
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