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Deithadi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 3389
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.150.154
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 5:56 pm: | 
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Nee Guddi P @#@$#@ nenu kuda Mingesaa |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 14
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 5:16 pm: |
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. |
Musicfan
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 7192
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.171.23
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 12:53 pm: |
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celest garu good jokes.. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 285
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 12:07 pm: |
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Heights of optimism
A Chicagoan dies and is sent to Hell.
>
>He had been a horrible man his entire life.
>
>The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To
>make
>it worse he cranks up the
>temperature and the humidity.
>
>After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he
>is
>suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Chicagoan is happily
>swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
>
>The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
turned
>the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so
happy?"
>
>The Chicagoan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This
is
>great! It reminds me of August in Chicago. Hot, humid, a good place to
>work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
>The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Chicagoan's
>remarks. Then he decides to drop the
>temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind.
>
>Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with
>dust
>blowing into his eyes, the Chicagoan is happily slogging through the mud
>pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
>
>Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The
>Chicagoan
>replies, "This is great! Just like April in Chicago. It reminds me of
>working out in the yard with spring planting!"
>
>The devil is now completely baffled and determined to make the
>Chicagoan
>suffer. He makes the temperature
>plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.
>
>Confident that this will surely make the Chicagoan unhappy, the devil
>checks in on the Chicagoan. He is
>again aghast at what he sees.
>
>The Chicagoan is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he
>cavorts in glee.
>
>"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?"
screams the
>devil.
>
>Jumping up and down the Chicagoan throws a snowball at the devil and
>yells,
>"Hell's frozen over!! This means
>the Cubs won the world series!! " |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 13
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 12:01 pm: |
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You all must have read this before...Just one more time...
*********************************************
Dear softy,
Baby, I 'v seen you yesterday while surfing
on local train platform and realised that you are the
only site I was browsing for.For long time,I 'v been
lonely,trying to find a bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.
My life is just uncompiled program without
you which never produces a executable code and hence
is useless.You are not only beautiful by face but all
your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful which encourages
me and givespower to me equal to thousands of
mainframes processing power. When you looked
at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results.
/* which I never experienced before */. With this
letter, I just want to convey you that, if we linked
together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries
necessary for human being to live a error freelife.
Also don't bother about the firewall which
may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking
capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for
ourmarriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged
in to yourdatabase so that my connect script will
fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,
I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindlyinterpret
this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox.
Only yours,
-Debug Guru,
Software Professional. |
Manishi
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 3400
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.233
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:45 am: |
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Kvs gaaru kaani Celest garu kaani FBI lo positions ki apply chesthunara?
Santi mama  |
Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 12
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:44 am: |
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SHOPPING MATHS
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need. |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4908
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:43 am: |
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gud one celest |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1505
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:40 am: |
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good one celest.... |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 284
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:38 am: |
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I received this joke from one of my male friends. Hope you enjoy this!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1504
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:38 am: |
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Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1503
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:35 am: |
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Teluguguy
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Teluguguy
Post Number: 11
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 65.166.221.134
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:31 am: |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1502
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:30 am: |
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Kasak mama gud one... |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1501
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:27 am: |
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I found only 6 horses. |
Kasakbabu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Kasakbabu
Post Number: 5929
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:26 am: |
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http://img191.echo.cx/img191/4834/miscommunication 5st.jpg |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1500
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:25 am: |
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finding faces was easy i guess. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 282
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:20 am: |
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4. 5 people |
Manishi
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 3397
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.233
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:17 am: |
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10. The four people in the pic are
1. The womon at the ear.
2. standing oldman ( part of nose , moustache and beard) -tough one to figure out
3. big head (main pic)
4. A head is at end of the arch(top right corner) in the back ground. |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4905
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:15 am: |
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15th maatram kevvvv  |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 281
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:15 am: |
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God! Idi correct
Just measure and verify.
Simple logic use chestanu mari brain ni kastapettanu  |
Halcyon
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Halcyon
Post Number: 156
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 68.213.245.195
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:14 am: |
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11. They are made to look like that they are standing in a hallway that is going up.
And the lines at the back on the wall are misleadingly drawn to point towards the center at the right end. That is they are not parallel, to
give us the illusion. |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1497
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:13 am: |
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celest, measure cheyakunda ela cheppatam. |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4904
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:10 am: |
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<<I measured them>> produnne comedies ante idenaa  |
Honeymist
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 1511
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:09 am: |
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Good ones halcyon garu, but I too was wondering how come all are of the same height in 11th picture. Kvs, can you explain? |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 280
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:09 am: |
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I measured them. all are of equal height |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4903
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:08 am: |
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11th di ela correct avvudi  |
Kvs
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Kvs
Post Number: 1521
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 4.252.243.254
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:06 am: |
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11th all r of equal height |
Nivas
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Nivas
Post Number: 4827
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 64.241.37.140
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Real Time Joke
Watch Andarivadu ..
3 Fights Picha Comedy ...Oka Bike Scene Potta Paguluddi ...Cliax Sintal Basti Grapiks Adurs |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1496
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:03 am: |
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11 di ela mama, any clue?? |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1495
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:00 am: |
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<<<I am a girl
 |
Halcyon
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Halcyon
Post Number: 155
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 68.213.245.195
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 11:00 am: |
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Good jokes.
Although, a bit off the topic, I think the following
is worth a look and hope it fits the mood of the crowd.
Thanks Kasak, for the idea of uploading images at imageshack.us.
___________________________________________
Cool art that will mess with your head
1. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/9288/11bv.png
2. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/3347/28az.png
3. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/1194/37zr.png
How many horses in this picture? Should find 7
4. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/1338/46in.png
5. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/5849/58yt.png
6. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/3082/60sh.png
7. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/8546/70uj.png
8. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/5254/83rx.png
9. http://img227.echo.cx/img227/5732/99qz.png
Look at the middle column. Where does it end?
10.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/1333/102on.png
DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?
11.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/155/119zt.png
Who is the tallest?
12.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/1267/122gk.png
A face? Or, the word 'liar' ?
13.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/1086/138xl.png
What do you see here? Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches?
GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD "LIFT" EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD "LIFT"!!!
14.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/4149/149qc.png
FIND THE FACES:
15.http://img227.echo.cx/img227/3342/155qp.png
FOCUS ON THE DOT! |
Zenith
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1282
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:55 am: |
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mee antha optimist nee ayite bagunu nenu.. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 279
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:54 am: |
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I am a girl
naku ade correct ani pinchindi |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 278
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:52 am: |
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<<<<edo okati driving/riding.. women never disappoints me.. >>>
Many times county fair lo pony ride ekkanu amatram cheyyalema anukunnau.
Kani good thing emitante no driving for couple of days. i have Chauffeurs
and every time i go shopping, mall lo unna wheel chair(motorized)use cheyali ani undedhi so today or tomorrow shopping ki vellali |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1494
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:46 am: |
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Celest mama, "At age 20: having a girlfriend or boyfriend who thinks
you are really good looking. "
akkada nenu veredi expect chesaa.. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 277
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:44 am: |
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SUCCESS...
At age 4: not peeing in your pants.
At age 12: having friends.
At age 16: having a drivers license.
At age 20: having a girlfriend or boyfriend who thinks
you are really good looking.
At age 35: having money.
At age 50: having money.
At age 60: having a girlfriend or boyfriend who thinks
you are really good looking.
At age 70: having a drivers license.
At age 75: having friends.
At age 80:not peeing in your pants. |
Zenith
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1274
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:42 am: |
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nenu sattirical gaa adagaledu.. miru music thread lo ekkuva participate chestaru kadha.. vinna kunda ella vunaru ani adiga ante..
celest garu.. edo okati driving/riding.. women never disappoints me.. |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1493
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:41 am: |
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A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one." |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4898
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:40 am: |
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<<oh naku vachu ride chestanu ani show chesanu>>
malli ti babai ceppina texan joke ?? |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 276
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:40 am: |
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This is an old one
You know you're living in 2004 when.....
1. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
2. You have a list of 9 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
4. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
5. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
6. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
8. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.
9. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
10. Contractors outnumber permanent staff.
11. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
12. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
13. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 7.
15. You just checked that there wasn't a No. 7. |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1492
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:39 am: |
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Some Qs and As
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don't know and I don't care!
Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the bush
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: One, but you must slice him really thin |
Kvs
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Kvs
Post Number: 1514
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 4.252.243.254
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:39 am: |
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beethoven peru vinaleda.. //
meeku chinnapudu nunche telusa? |
Durga
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 4897
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:38 am: |
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<<But had a small accident over the weekend >> ti babai joke ?? |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 275
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.87.217.30
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:38 am: |
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Car accident kadu
weekend Ma dad valla friend house ki vellanu
They have horses and
oh naku vachu ride chestanu ani show chesanu kinda paddanu ankle sprain ayyindhi
First andaru worry ayyaru but taruvatha navvaru.em chestam. Leg ki bandage tone vachanu work ki |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1491
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
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A priest getting ready to hear confessions suddenly realized that he desparately had to go to the bathroom. He looked outside the confessional and saw the janitor walking by. He pulled him aside and said: "Look, I really gotta go to the bathroom, but people are lining up for confession. Could you take over for a few minutes?" The janitor began to protest, but the priest said: "Look, its easy. I have the sins and give them penance. No one will know it's you in there" The janitor agreed and took his place in the confessional.
The first parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have commited adultery." The janitor looked on the chart and found "Adultery - 20 Hail Mary". He mumbled some forgiveness sounding words and told the parishioner to say 20 Hail Marys. The parishioner thanked him and left. The janitor breathed a sign of relief.
The second parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have used the Lord's name in vain." The janitor looked down the list "Lord's name in vail - 5 Hail Marys", and assigned them. The janitor thought "Hey, I can do this. I just might get away with it!"
The third parishioner entered and began, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have engaged in anal sex." The janitor consulted his chart, but could find neither "Anal Sex" nor "Sex, Anal". He began to get worried. He looked out of the confessional and spied an altar walking by. He motioned the boy over. In a hushed voice, he said "Tell me something kid, what does the priest give for anal sex?". The altar boy looked him quizzically and said, "Well, two twinkies and a glass of milk." |
Esperanza
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A priest getting ready to hear confessions duddenly realized that he desparately had to go to the bathroom. He looked outside the confessional and saw the janitor walking by. He pulled him aside and said: "Look, I really gotta go to the bathroom, but people are lining up for confession. Could you take over for a few minutes?" The janitor began to protest, but the priest said: "Look, its easy. I have the sins and give them penance. No one will know it's you in there" The janitor agreed and took his place in the confessional.
The first parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have commited adultery." The janitor looked on the chart and found "Adultery - 20 Hail Mary". He mumbled some forgiveness sounding words and told the parishioner to say 20 Hail Marys. The parishioner thanked him and left. The janitor breathed a sign of relief.
The second parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have used the Lord's name in vain." The janitor looked down the list "Lord's name in vail - 5 Hail Marys", and assigned them. The janitor thought "Hey, I can do this. I just might get away with it!"
The third parishioner entered and began, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have engaged in anal sex." The janitor consulted his chart, but could find neither "Anal Sex" nor "Sex, Anal". He began to get worried. He looked out of the confessional and spied an altar walking by. He motioned the boy over. In a hushed voice, he said "Tell me something kid, what does the priest give for anal sex?". The altar boy looked him quizzically and said, "Well, two twinkies and a glass of milk." |
Zenith
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//But had a small accident over the weekend and still had to come to work
car Driving aa..
This explains why there was a car accident.*.. TI mama bale chepavvu.. |
Esperanza
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Post Number: 1489
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TI mama good one. intaku mundu vinnanu kani bagundi. |
Celest
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Username: Celest
Post Number: 274
Registered: 04-2005
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Fine!
But had a small accident over the weekend and still had to come to work |
Esperanza
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TI mama good one. intaku mundu vinnanu kani bagundi. |
Celest
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Username: Celest
Post Number: 273
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>>>"Tonight, I'm the designated decoy.">>>
Oh!This is funny |
Idiot
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Username: Idiot
Post Number: 23287
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db mama The New Longer Lasting Axe Effect  |
Esperanza
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good one celest. |
Zenith
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Post Number: 1271
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joke gurunchi symbolic gaa chepa.. 
BTW ella vunaru.. |
True_indian
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Post Number: 3978
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*Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this
perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help.*
*There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an
accident. Only one of them survived the accident.*
*Question: Who was the survivor?**
**(Scroll down for the answer. **
* *
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**Trust me, it's worth it)***
*Answer:
The perfect woman survived. **
* *
**She's the only one who really existed in***
*the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
is no*
*such thing as a perfect man.*
**** **Women stop reading here ...** **
* *
**that is the **end of the joke.
**** **Men keep scrolling**.*
*So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must*
*have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.*
*Men Keep scrolling*
*By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen.** |
True_indian
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Only a Texan could think of this.... from the county where drunk
>>>driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
>>>
>>>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas.
>>>After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
>>>that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a
>>>few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
>>>After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
>>>vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He
sat
>>>there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
>>>drove off.
>>>
>>>Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
>>>fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple
>>>of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He
>>
>>>moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
>>>remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
>>>vehicles left.
>>>
>>>At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
>>>started to drive slowly down the road.
>>>
>>>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
>>>the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
>>>over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
>>>To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
>>>consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
>>>ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
>>>equipment must be broken."
>>>
>>>"I doubt it," said the truly proud Texan.
>>>
>>>"Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." |
Celest
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Username: Celest
Post Number: 272
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<<<edi .. leka ida..
First one andi
Hi KVS |
Onlybooth
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Post Number: 398
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santi gaadu enti sanka ala etthuthunnaadu
jeevi mayya ni tempt chesthunnada  |
Zenith
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Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1268
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edi  .. leka ida.. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 271
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I love this one
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every
chance he got, he could be found on the golf course
swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday, it was
a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out,
there wasn't a cloud in the sky, and the temperature
was just right.
The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and
the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an
assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not
go to church, packed the car up, and drove three hours
to a golf course where no one would recognize him.
Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was
quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the
preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."
God nodded in agreement.
The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at
the ball and it sailed effortlessly through the air
and landed right in the cup, 350 yards away. A picture
perfect hole in one. He was amazed and excited.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and
said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were
going to punish him?"
God smiled and said, "Think about it: who can he
tell?" |
Celest
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Post Number: 270
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Hi Idiot GARU |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 269
Registered: 04-2005
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Hi GF why that icon |
Zenith
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Post Number: 1266
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Idiot
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celest  |
Kvs
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Post Number: 1512
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good one celest |
Zenith
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Celest
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 267
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Another one
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. |
Zenith
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Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1262
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beethoven peru vinaleda..
http://www.beethoven.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_van_Beethoven |
Esperanza
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Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1485
Registered: 08-2004
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Celest mama gud one. |
Esperanza
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Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1484
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aunu mama , lobe anedi ear lobe lo vastundi. anduke piercing gurinchi vachindi.. |
Celest
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Celest
Post Number: 266
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You, probably, read that, but anyway....
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top. |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 4891
Registered: 03-2004
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naatu babai .. |
Kvs
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Post Number: 1511
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beethoven and mozart are the greatest music composers of lal time mama//
oh,avuna naku teliyadu.ippudu joke artham ayindi. |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 4890
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<<Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while
maintaining composer."
Would that be Mozart or Beethoven? >>
composing word vacindi kabbati, music direction gurinci vaccindi
<<Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."
Did you minor in ear piercing? // >>
lobe, ante ear lobes annukuntaa, so ... |
Zenith
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Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1260
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//Loberal
i guess, lobe anedi some part in ear.. |
Esperanza
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Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1483
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mama composer ante usually music composer ani.
beethoven and mozart are the greatest music composers of lal time mama. |
Naatu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naatu
Post Number: 497
Registered: 03-2004
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chiru 20 years ninchi number one anta |
Kvs
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Username: Kvs
Post Number: 1510
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Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while
maintaining composer."
Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?
================================================== ======================
======
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Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."
Did you minor in ear piercing? //
ee 2 artham kaledu.meaning enti? |
Esperanza
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Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1482
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From the HR desk....
==============
Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at
your earliest
convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."
That's what we're afraid of ...
================================================== ======================
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==============
(This one must have been an application for a post at
J.B.Nagar)
Resume: "It is my professional objective to obtain a
position which
allows me to make use of my commuter skills."
I think we can oblige.
================================================== ======================
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Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."
Sounds uncomfortable.
================================================== ======================
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Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing
pleasure."
We can hardly wait.
================================================== ======================
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Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my
resume."
We'll try not to let it go to our heads.
================================================== ======================
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Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior."
Good luck with that.
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Experience: "10 years of experience in financail
budgiting and
transactions rigistering."
But limited experience with the spell-check function.
================================================== ======================
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Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."
If you insist.
================================================== ======================
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Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my
resume for your
consumption."
Yum.
================================================== ======================
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Skills: "Grate communication skills."
Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?
================================================== ======================
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Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting,
screening,
interviewing and executing final candidates."
Seems kind of harsh ...
================================================== ======================
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Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."
Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?
================================================== ======================
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Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while
maintaining composer."
Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?
================================================== ======================
======
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Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."
Did you minor in ear piercing?
================================================== ======================
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==============
Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more
appalling to
employers."
We're pretty shocked already ...
================================================== ======================
======
==============
Cover letter: "Seek challenges that test my mind and
body, since the
two
are usually inseparable."
Glad to hear it.
================================================== ======================
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==============
Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at
inordinately high levels,
and my ability to complete projects on time is
unspeakable."
At these extremes, some things are best left unsaid. |
Zenith
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Username: Zenith
Post Number: 1256
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enna chatta... |
Esperanza
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Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1481
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his motherwas
making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a
good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was
a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little
Bobby,of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on hisbehavior
over the lastyear.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have
behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why youdeserve
a bike foryour
birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his
room and sat down
to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I wouldlike
a bike for mybirthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year,
so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boythis
year and I
would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, hetore up
the letter andstarted again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still wouldreally
like a bikeformybirthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Bobby wrote a
fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very
sorry. I will bea
good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him
a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went
downstairsand told his mom
that hewanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought
her plan had
worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told
him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the
corner. Little Bobby
went into the church and up to the altar. He
lookedaround to see if anyone
was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of
the Virgin Mary. He
slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of
thechurch, down the street,
into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door
to his room and sat
down with a piece of paper and a pen.Bobby began
towrite his letter to
God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE! |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1480
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 9:35 am: |
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MUNNA BHAI KI
KAHANI :-appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya
maalum...saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam
hai...template
me subclassing karke apanaa timepass.........hota
hai....copy paste
kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appunkhush...!!!fir yeh
coding kaa
lafdaa, locha, kaiko?are kaiko ?arre kaiko re?fir ek
din
boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila..... ya
haaaaaaaaaa!!!!saala
appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...computer ke saath
dil saala takkar
khagayaa...!!!appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho
gaya...boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil
gaya...!!!din bhar appun computer ke aagge...koi
lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...teen din naa PL se ragda, na
GL se
pangaabass choop chaap...appun kaa bhidu log saala dar
gaya...
bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer
banngaya...!!!phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh
pandeybola...ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai
baap...!!!pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane
tereko form
seekhataa hai...saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa
dhoyaa...abhi
tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...aur aaj tak uska forms ke
saath chattis
kaaaakdaa hai...!!!samzaa ...?samzaa...?samzaaa
naa...?(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)fir ek din appun ne
form poora
kar diya...form poora karke appun ne testing ko
bhejdiya...!!!lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho
gaya...!!!par "fmx, pll's and olb's" me issues dekhake
sala
appun darrgaya...!!!appun ke saamne tester ne mere
form me
bahutgaltiyaa nikali...aapun ke form ki poori waat
laga
dali.... appun udharich khadaa thaa...par appun kuch
nahi
bola...kaiko bolega?kaiko...?saala ek, ek kaam kiya
thaa... usme bhi itnebugs...par appun ek aansu nahi
roya...
kaiko royega...?kaiko..?saala appunich yedaa thaa
naa...!!!agale din se phir wohi life chalu...wohi
gande mails
forward karnaa, wohi messages,wohi template, wohi
assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mailsforward
kiya...log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolne ka
hai bhoolne ka hai par
kyakarega...!!!training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa
hai...haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...training
milke bhi
jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa par
chaltaa
hai...(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)fir ...?fir
kya...?fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log
mila...!!!shaappak...saala appun ka khopdi phir
chakkar kha gaya
... computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar
khagayaa...!!!ho ho ho
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Esperanza
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 1479
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 193.175.213.20
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 9:33 am: |
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Three men were applying for the same job as a
detective. One was a
Sardarji,one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one
question and base
his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked
him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man
answered without
hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief
thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked the
Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the
Jews." Again, the
chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he
was asked the
same question. He thought for a long time, before
saying,"Could I
have some time to think about it?" The chief
said,"OK, but get back
to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How
was the
interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job,
and I'm already investigating a murder.
if u have any pls post them here. |
