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Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4247
Registered: 03-2004
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>>ippatiki ayina a source cheppi..
consolidated from various mails, googling chesuko mama, boledu sites dorukutaayi |
Onlybeer
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Onlybeer
Post Number: 45
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:16 pm: |
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smart mama inda 
ippatiki ayina a source cheppi.. mammalni ee refrshing baadha tappinchu.. memu time pass ki chaduvukontam  |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9770
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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>> "No Honey, Its because you're 24!"
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Donga_evaru
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 1026
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.5
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thx smart mama  |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4245
Registered: 03-2004
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That is it for today.
Hemu thanks. |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4244
Registered: 03-2004
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, Its because you're 24!" |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4243
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:06 pm: |
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A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money.
They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets."
The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "For example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet."
The old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?"
"Sure," says the president.
That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet.
The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this.
The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them.
"Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?"
She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of America's president's balls in my hands!" |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4242
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:04 pm: |
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bit@hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bit@hes who are getting on, get your a$$es in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bit@h in the kitchen." |
Honeymist
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 2174
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:02 pm: |
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>>why? am I not doing a better job here
Thought it would save some time for you. Anyways, good job, keep going |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4241
Registered: 03-2004
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There was a blonde and a brunette at a bar watching the ten'o clock news, and there was a man at the edge of a cliff about to jump off.
The brunette said, "I bet you fifty dollars that he will jump."
The blonde said, "Ok".
They both put there money on the bar. The man jumped off, so the brunette took the money and said, "Do you know how I knew he was going to jump?"
The blonde said, "How".
The brunette said, "I saw the five'o clock news."
The blonde said, "So did I, I just didn't think he would jump again." |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4240
Registered: 03-2004
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', "Your Grace'"
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down,
but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three women giver her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung,
male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "My God..." |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4239
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:00 pm: |
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>>Good ones. C&P from where?
why? am I not doing a better job here  |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4238
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 5:00 pm: |
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yo' momma jokes
yo' momma is so stupid, she though Quaterback was a refund
yo momma so stupid she went to the grocery store that offered buy one get one free, she was short on money and told the cashier to just give her the free item
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death!
Yo momma is so stupid, she sold the car for gas money!
Yo momma so stupid she voted for Bush - TWICE!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9766
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:57 pm: |
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>> C&P from where?
trade secret |
Infinity
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 1271
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:57 pm: |
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Honeymist
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Honeymist
Post Number: 2171
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 66.237.36.130
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Good ones. C&P from where? |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4237
Registered: 03-2004
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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa."
The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,which went like this - "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma. Next day the grandmother died.
My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch." |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4236
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:53 pm: |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they
were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his
faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell
me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I
observe that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that the Lord is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4235
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:52 pm: |
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>> Fluctuations.
yeah, that was Flukinghilarious. |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4234
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:50 pm: |
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>>intha pedda english posts chadivi naa lanti egnlish weak matti burra ki ekkinchukovali antey time kavali kada.. wokr lo kattam.
antoddu 
anni chala simple unnayi le |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9762
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:50 pm: |
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>> Fluctuations.
 - too good |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4233
Registered: 03-2004
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A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways.
One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin: Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!
One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.
"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!"
The missionary replies, "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, i won't say anything about the white child." |
Infinity
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Username: Infinity
Post Number: 1266
Registered: 04-2005
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:48 pm: |
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idemanna porn anukunnava
nee yenks porn kaadu.... intha pedda english posts chadivi naa lanti egnlish weak matti burra ki ekkinchukovali antey time kavali kada..  wokr lo kattam. |
Deyyam
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Deyyam
Post Number: 1772
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 157.182.83.27
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AA thokkalo story ni nuvvu sadivindhi kaaka naatho kuda sadivisthaava... |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4232
Registered: 03-2004
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So a zebra dies and goes into heaven. While waiting at the pearly gates, the gatekeeper comes out to greet him.
The zebra is curious about his stripes and asks the gatekeeper if he is a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes? Confused, the gatekeeper tells him to go ask God.
So the zebra goes to God and asks the same question. God simply replies "You are what you are".
The zebra is still confused and goes to the gatekeeper and tells him that God just said "You are what you are". The gatekeeper than says "That settles it, you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra says "How do you figure"
The gatekeeper says "Because if you were a black zebra, God would of said 'You is what you is'"
A little off color, but hey... |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4231
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:46 pm: |
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>>night ki cahduvata...
idemanna porn anukunnava  |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4230
Registered: 03-2004
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An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the
American bank teller, "Why it change?
Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
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Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4229
Registered: 03-2004
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?" Puzzled, the bartender answers, "No," whereupon the duck turns and leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender grits his teeth and answers, "No" again, and the duck turns and leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender reaches down and grabs the duck and snarls, "Look here, duck. We never have HAD any grapes, we do not have any NOW, and we never WILL have any grapes. One more word from you about grapes, and I'll nail your little webbed feet to the floor!" He tosses the duck down, and the duck turns and leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" Surprised, the bartender replies, "No."
"Then you got any grapes?" |
Infinity
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 1264
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:44 pm: |
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night ki cahduvata... |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4228
Registered: 03-2004
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A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.
A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75mph in a 55mph zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! (The man gives wife dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk." |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4227
Registered: 03-2004
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?" |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4226
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:33 pm: |
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a similar one to the below:
Three men got lost in the jungle and were captured and tied up by an Indian tribe. After a while, the chief came out of his tent and came to offer them a choice. "You can choose one of two things, death or baktoo." The first guy said, "hmmm, death sounds too harsh, I think I'll go with baktoo." So the chief said "baktoo it is" and went off to administer the baktoo. When the first guy came back he was howling in pain and screaming to the other two, "take death, you'll be better off than baktoo." So it came time for the second guy to choose and disregarding what the first guy said, he also decided to go with the baktoo thinking what can be worse than death. On his way back, he was also screaming in pain and yelling to the third guy, "choose death, it's not as bad as baktoo." So finally it was the third guy's turn to choose and he said, "baktoo must be pretty frickin bad if both those guys said I should choose death over it, you know what, I think I'd rather die than go through that kind of pain."
Once he heard this, the Indian chief howled with excitement and exclaimed "Yay, death by baktoo." |
Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4225
Registered: 03-2004
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
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Vytwo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Vytwo
Post Number: 1415
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:30 pm: |
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ee thread open chesina hemu mama ki ans smart ki thanks .
good jokes. |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4223
Registered: 03-2004
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and
plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom
says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they
are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest
lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and
dumber he got!"
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Smart
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Username: Smart
Post Number: 4222
Registered: 03-2004
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his
mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the
housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my
relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter
just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from
my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which
said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your
housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with
your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom" |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4221
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computers at the hotel, so he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S.: It is dam^ hot down here !! |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4220
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Another one, a repost I guess
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles
lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.
She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he
said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?"
asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles'
legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be
easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg
and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well.
However, two days later when her father came home from work,
Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this
morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the
girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning
I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she
was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it
hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would
definitely have gone, Daddy". |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4219
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:17 pm: |
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>>LOL .. nice idea
so are you gonna try it, ol'man  |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3047
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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good one smart mama. telugu version mallik sarasam jokes lo sadiva. kiki. |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4218
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches..."
"The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live for, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job," the salesman said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see...34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck"
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half... wide."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure.." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9758
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:15 pm: |
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>> but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
LOL .. nice idea |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4217
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler
he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked
through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something
Very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
And brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young
lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The
old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
By check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it
now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3046
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 4:00 pm: |
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Smart mama kosam, naaku smart mama, popup blocker lo okati block ayyindi download cheyy ani cheppadu, andukani kastapadi rasthunna smart mama kosam.
okathanu viyanna lo thintaniki oka self service daniki pothadu, akkada anni thechukoni oka table daggara korchuntadu, jacket thesi kurchi ki pedathadu. inthalo sarigga choosukunte only mamsam, bangala dumpala tho chesina soup mathrame thchukunna, double roti thechukoledu ani gurthochi malla velathadu thechukovataniki. thesukoni table daggaraki vache patiki table meeda oka nalla jathi vadu korchini spoon tho soup thaagestha untadu. nenu jaathi vyathirekini kadu ala ani naa soup ni vere vallaki ivvanu. emi cheyyalo theliyaka aa anagarika banisa eduruga korchuntadu choopultho kalchestha. athanu soup thaguthane untadu. appudu nenu soup ni vadulukovataniki sidham ga lenu ani cheppataniki roti ni mukka chesi aa soup lo munchi thinasaganu, athanu thala paikethi choosi malla soup thagatam lo munigipothadu. aa nalla jathi vadu entha udaraswabavudo aa soup plate ni daggaraga jaruputhadu athani kosam. inka naaku pichekki poyindi, oka nimusham tharuvatha plate kaali ayipoyindi, aa nallati vykathi naa napkin tho moothi thuduchukunnadu. naa vaipu choosi thaladinchadu. lechi velipoyadu. nenu alagee noru therchukoni undi poyanu. adee kshanam lo naa jacket mayamainattu gamaninchanu. aagu nilabadu ani kekesanu. takkuna lechi nilabaddanu. vaadu naa jacket dongilinchadu, naa kekalu arupulatho hotel motham andari drusti maa vaipu padindi. evaranna vachi sahayam chesthara ani andari vaipu choosthunna hotel lo. appudu naa drusti pakka table meeda unna naa jacket paiki mallindi. naa soup kooda akkade undi. evaru muttukoledu kooda. chithram ga akkada tables anni okelaga unnayi.
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Badri
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Badri
Post Number: 7492
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.217
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:58 pm: |
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PD mama istory katha ga vachindi kada  |
Infinity
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 1258
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:38 pm: |
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it was funny all the way.. but expected the theme.. right before. |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3045
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:19 pm: |
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smart mama, kluptham ga septhee atha thrill undadu maaya. kiki.
kakapothe keka story matuku. kiki. |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3044
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:18 pm: |
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Da_vinci mama, emo naku aa mass mailing rala, oke okati vachidi, daaniki boothulu thidatha reply kotta anthee. |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3043
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:17 pm: |
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bagunda vytwo maaya. kiki.
KR mama, kaadedi sadavataniki anarham, bangalore lo auto lo potha sadivevadini, ippudu aa chance ledu kabatti, ikkada saduvuthunna. kiki. |
Da_vinci
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Da_vinci
Post Number: 166
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:17 pm: |
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hemanth mama mass mailings lo same ide story vahcindi inthakamundnhu....akkada chocolate box |
Vytwo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Vytwo
Post Number: 1399
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 144.160.5.25
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:16 pm: |
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chadivanu mama ni bada thattu koleka. |
Da_vinci
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Da_vinci
Post Number: 165
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:15 pm: |
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saduthunnaa.... |
Smart
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Smart
Post Number: 4213
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.199.2.34
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:13 pm: |
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Hemantha,
kasta klupatanga emundo postava pls |
Vision
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Vision
Post Number: 309
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 192.63.80.98
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:12 pm: |
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neeku itanti sadive opika kuda unda hemanthu.. |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3042
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:11 pm: |
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evaru sadavaleda.  |
Hemanthchowdary
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Hemanthchowdary
Post Number: 3041
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.110.106.226
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 3:04 pm: |
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http://www.eenadu.net/vipnew3/display.asp?url=vip- kathalu7.htm
baboi. pagalkottadu evado kaani story ni. kiki. |
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