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Bob
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Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 9:30 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

danamma gre ,, enginnering lo 3rd nunchey class lo patalu vinakunda batti kottey vadini..o sarri o madam susi bayataki andi..

tera cut chestey vachindi 380 ..
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Aavakaaya
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Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 2:59 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

>>when i was going through this few saalthis from DB came in my mind

bollywood-hollywood section lonaa
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Aavakaaya
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lol
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sellam nee malli kummavu gaa..
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Infinity
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GRE English

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

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GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

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GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

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GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

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GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

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GRE STUDENT : A revolving litchi conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss

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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together

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GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep

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GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness

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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed
lactile fluid.

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

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GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

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GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best

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GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes

of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire! ...

kikiki .. when i was going through this few saalthis from DB came in my mind