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Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 16798
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:31 pm: |    |
paisa dia billa lia
Papa ki Papi ki teda telavani edavallara  |
Indiainfo
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 14384
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:29 pm: | |
gochi mama...
aarya lo ichevadidhe pai cheyyi type lo
IN-DIA & AUSTRA-LIA
DIA,LIA as hindi words ga teesukoni one line comment}
kothi ki kobbarikaya...pd chetiki MOD padavi..karma ra babu |
Indiainfo
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 14383
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:05 pm: | |
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.
On Interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the job”
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell
you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
kothi ki kobbarikaya...pd chetiki MOD padavi..karma ra babu |
Indiainfo
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 14382
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:03 pm: | |
Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.’
The wife is furious. She yells at him ‘Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…’
Santa sighs and says, ‘It’s started… ‘.
kothi ki kobbarikaya...pd chetiki MOD padavi..karma ra babu |
Gochi
Bewarse Legend
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 47828
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:02 pm: | |
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Indiainfo
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 14381
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 3:02 pm: | |
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi
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kothi ki kobbarikaya...pd chetiki MOD padavi..karma ra babu |
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