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Pokiriraja
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Pokiriraja
Post Number: 4504
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 61.17.252.252
| | Posted on Thursday, December 08, 2005 - 7:06 am: |    |
nee yebba pessugaa aa post enthi okunayala, nuvvena translation sesindhi
Telugu vaaru Telugu lone mathladhaam,Telugu Desanikke votu veddam ,randhi kadali randhi. |
Duke
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Duke
Post Number: 305
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 5:16 am: | |
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Manasnaidu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 2635
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.6
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:30 am: | |
Do not blame others for making you mad. Anger is a choice. Choose wisely - ManasRajNaidu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7511
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:21 am: | |
Life's Simple Advice
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* Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Please, just get the hell out of here and leave me alone.
* Good judgment comes from bad experience and bad experiences come from what you thought was a good judgment.
* In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have yet to reach their level of incompetence.
* If you want a winning team for the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet at once, not seven people who can jump one foot each and try to mount on top of each other.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Similar way you can quadruple.
* Those who can do, cannot teach. Those who can't teach, administer. Those who cannot even administer, finally become successful consultants.
* Everybody lies. But does it really matter? Nobody listens anyway.
* Your learning ability goes down when your lips are moving. Faster the lips movement, slower the learning ability.
* Experience usually arrives late and only after you had just needed it a few moments back.
* The challenge in solving of the problem lies in finding the right solvers.
* If anything can go wrong, it will do so in multiple forms.
* Important telephone rings when you are on toilet seat without phone.
* The probability of your meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Great discoveries are made by stupidity of mistakes. Go ahead screw up.
* Promotion is hard for irreplaceable. If you can be replaced than you can be promoted.
* If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 30352
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 217.157.60.18
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:18 am: | |
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves  |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7510
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:15 am: | |
Tourist at Niagara Falls
Guide : I welcome you all to Niagara Falls, these are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls. |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7509
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:13 am: | |
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole under the outhouse is full. He tells Jeeto that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.
Jeeto says, "Why don't you go ask Banta down the road?"
So, Santa goes down to Banta's house and asks him, "My outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it."
Banta tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off and spread the shit all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole."
Santa thanks him, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.
He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs behind a tree.
All of a sudden, Jeeto comes running out of the house and into the outhouse! Off goes the first stick of dynamite... shooting the outhouse into the air.
BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite spreading shit all over the farm.
WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.
Santa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Jeeto, are you all right?"
As she pulls herself up she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen." |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7508
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 4:09 am: | |
Break Up letter
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home, It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great, I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry, Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
That letter really hurt the solider's feelings, he asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, he included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7507
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:56 am: | |
adhele intha talent niku yekkadhi anukunna  |
Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 14832
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:51 am: | |
kaadu mamam mana prasanthi mail chesindhi naaku....
GOD HELPS THOSE, WHO HELP OTHERS |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7506
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:47 am: | |
KC mayya nuvve rasava  |
Mayadarimalligadu
Bewarse
Username: Mayadarimalligadu
Post Number: 2403
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 65.185.179.126
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:42 am: | |
vorni kiki english lo rasava aah paata
When the going gets tough let the tough get going |
Mayadarimalligadu
Bewarse
Username: Mayadarimalligadu
Post Number: 2402
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 65.185.179.126
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:40 am: | |
When the going gets tough let the tough get going |
Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 14831
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:38 am: | |
artham kaledaa nee yankamma....
GOD HELPS THOSE, WHO HELP OTHERS |
Mayadarimalligadu
Bewarse
Username: Mayadarimalligadu
Post Number: 2401
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 65.185.179.126
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:34 am: | |
endi idhi 
When the going gets tough let the tough get going |
Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 14830
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:25 am: | |
Sathi gaa CTS lo fire accident anta nijamaaa....
GOD HELPS THOSE, WHO HELP OTHERS |
Thikamaka
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 7230
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.39
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:24 am: | |
nee abba ikkada post esaavu saaladhaa akkada mailing kooda seyyalaa???
In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life !! It Goes On.. |
Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 14829
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:09 am: | |
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
GOD HELPS THOSE, WHO HELP OTHERS |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 7505
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 192.85.110.100
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 3:03 am: | |
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Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 14828
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 - 2:59 am: | |
I AM AUTOFELLOW
I am autofellow autofellow
Four knowing route fellow
Justice having rate fellow
Good people mix fellow
Nice singing song fellow
Gandhi borning country fellow
Stick take means hunter fellow
Big people's relation fellow
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am all poor's relative fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Town become big, population become big
Bus expecting, half age over
Life become hectic in time, exist in corner of street
Ada eye beat means love coming they telling
You hand clap means auto coming I telling
Front coming look, this three-wheel chariot
Good come and arrive, you trust and climb up
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Mummy motherfolk, danger not leave
Heat or cyclone, never I never tell
There there hunger take means, many savoury
Measurement food is one time
For pregnancy I come free mummy
Your child also name one I keep mummy
Letter lacking person ada trusting us and coming
Address lacking street ada auto fellow knowing
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only
GOD HELPS THOSE, WHO HELP OTHERS |
