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Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 189
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 1:01 pm: |    |
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9060
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:54 pm: | |
SARDAR'S CONVENTION
80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are Not Stupid Convention."
Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the World that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One Sardarji steps up.
Santha Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis Start Cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
Santha Singh says,"Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here And the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"
Santha Singh sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardarji starts crying.
80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
SanthaSingh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,"Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."
Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance." |
Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 188
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:53 pm: | |
DE maama..Thx
ippude choosa..chinna meetingulo vunna ippatidaaka
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9059
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:53 pm: | |
JC ni support sethunnara inka akkada janalu  |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 32977
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.144
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:35 pm: | |
 deenemma ibdb oka range loo vundhi.... |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9058
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:29 pm: | |
modalettava  |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 32976
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 195.3.113.151
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:28 pm: | |
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Sree
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 6333
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 71.68.49.41
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:21 pm: | |
SamaraSimhudi Rajasam NaraSimhaNayudi Roudram BrahmaNayudi Pourusham Kalagalipina Mana BalayyaBabu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9057
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:12 pm: | |
A Saradarji once accidentally collides witha woman while cycling.
The annoyed woman says: 'Brake nahi mar sakta tha kya?'
The annoyed woman says: brake kottaleva
i{The Sardar replies: 'Poori cycle to mar di, brake kya alag se marni thi kya?" }
The Sardar replies: cycle motham tho katta saripodha, malli brake tho seperate ga kottala |
Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9056
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:09 pm: | |
#2ga nikosam
once two sardars were jumping from a very tall building in New York.... both of them had parachutes.
They started falling down..down...rigt from the 100th floor....came the 70th...the 40th..the 30th...the 12th...and when they came somewhat near the first floor..
One sardarji asked the other....
"oye.paaji!... parachute ko abhi tak kyun nahin kulaya?...hum donon girkar marjaayenge""
"oye.paaji... parachute ippatidhaka open seyyaledhu kadha...idharam padi sastham"
The other one replies...."oye ....kya koi first floor se girkar martha hai..saale dakkan"
"The other one replies..yerri puvva yevaranna 1st floor meedha nunchi padi sasthara" |
Donga_evaru
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Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9055
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:06 pm: | |
ardar returned to India after his trip from london, he asked his wife "Hey am I looking like a foreigner?"
she said "no"
sardar: "Hey look thorougly and say am I looking like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No for the last time, but why are you asking this?"
Sardar: Yesturday, at the station in london a lady told me "you look like a foriegner"
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Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 187
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:06 pm: | |
naaku vindi ardham avvadhu
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9054
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:05 pm: | |
A Saradarji once accidentally collides witha woman while cycling.
The annoyed woman says: 'Brake nahi mar sakta tha kya?'
The Sardar replies: 'Poori cycle to mar di, brake kya alag se marni thi kya?"
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Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9053
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:02 pm: | |
once two sardars were jumping from a very tall building in New York.... both of them had parachutes.
They started falling down..down...rigt from the 100th floor....came the 70th...the 40th..the 30th...the 12th...and when they came somewhat near the first floor..
One sardarji asked the other....
"oye.paaji!... parachute ko abhi tak kyun nahin kulaya?...hum donon girkar marjaayenge""
The other one replies...."oye ....kya koi first floor se girkar martha hai..saale dakkan"
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Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9052
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:00 pm: | |
what is the heights of Confidence?
Ans. Farting when you suffer from loose motion. |
Sree
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 6332
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 71.68.49.41
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:59 am: | |
SamaraSimhudi Rajasam NaraSimhaNayudi Roudram BrahmaNayudi Pourusham Kalagalipina Mana BalayyaBabu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9051
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:58 am: | |
once an englishman asks the sardarji
"hello,how do you do?"
The sardarji thinks and finally answers
"Well, I don't know about your's but I do with my pants off."
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Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9050
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:55 am: | |
vats pindaavuga annaay
pant thadithe yedho anukuntaru sannasulu.. |
Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 186
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:54 am: | |
vats pindaavuga annaay
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9049
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:52 am: | |
gosiga |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14403
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:51 am: | |
bapooo vinaraa....annadammula katha okati...
aaa naati hrudayaala aanandha geetham idheley...idheley..idheley..idheley..ideley...idel ey...idheley..idheley..idheley 
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 185
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:49 am: | |
Annaay..
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9046
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:48 am: | |
patha gosilu thisukuni..mana gosigadu yethukochina guddalani kotha gosiluga kuttipedathadu .. |
Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 183
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:47 am: | |
Sree gaa nee S cut chesi uppu kaaram pedatha nee yenks
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14401
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:46 am: | |
 evadess ma thammi ni kaamenting settandhi
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Sree
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 6330
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 71.68.49.41
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:44 am: | |
Inthaki Gochi2 Ante Gochi vadesina Gosilu vaadathadu ani aardhama..
inka vere ardham vundha???
SamaraSimhudi Rajasam NaraSimhaNayudi Roudram BrahmaNayudi Pourusham Kalagalipina Mana BalayyaBabu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9045
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:42 am: | |
#2ga thega workuthunava |
Sree
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 6329
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 71.68.49.41
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:42 am: | |
Dupe ROM lo ready gaa vunnadu gaa..venatane vacchadu..kiki..
SamaraSimhudi Rajasam NaraSimhaNayudi Roudram BrahmaNayudi Pourusham Kalagalipina Mana BalayyaBabu |
Gochi2
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 181
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 144.160.98.31
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:38 am: | |
DE maayya..
Adugo vasthunnadu..gochi theesi bujaana vesukoni, pulila vasthunnadu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9044
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:37 am: | |
gosiga mi oppice lo G rampyari chesinatlu ni dupe gadini valla oppice lo chesthunnaremo |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9043
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:36 am: | |
gosiga ni anniyan gadu yetu poyadu  |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9041
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:34 am: | |
vallu badhakasthulu |
Sree
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 6326
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 71.68.49.41
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:31 am: | |
DE mama ki phone Cheyyataniki Bhayapadutunnaru endhku..any problem...
Monna Durgayya..Nedu Sankayya...
SamaraSimhudi Rajasam NaraSimhaNayudi Roudram BrahmaNayudi Pourusham Kalagalipina Mana BalayyaBabu |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9039
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:09 am: | |
sankayya  |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14398
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:02 am: | |
 GFgaa..entaa navvu
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 30882
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 217.157.60.18
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 11:02 am: | |
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14397
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:59 am: | |
anthenantaavaa
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Sankalpam
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sankalpam
Post Number: 5527
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 84.45.206.18
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:57 am: | |
dongayya ee weekend sethanu tokkalodhi ainaa landline number mail seyyani seppnaaa
gosi gaa badhapadaku anni jobs attane vuntaai nuvu bytaki seppukunaav andharu seppukoru anthe
Nuditi medha rathalu rasthaadu aa Brahma,Kagitham medha pichi geethalu geesthaadu ee sanka |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14396
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:56 am: | |
sankayya..ee jobulu naa valla kaavu...guntur elli emanna chinna shop ettukuni migathaa jeevitham pesaanthamgaa gadapaalani undi
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9038
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:56 am: | |
sankaga kalling sethanu annavu eekend  |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9037
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:55 am: | |
gosga never terminating contract ichetharemo atta work sethe |
Sankalpam
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sankalpam
Post Number: 5525
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 84.45.206.18
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:54 am: | |
enti laaaa
Nuditi medha rathalu rasthaadu aa Brahma,Kagitham medha pichi geethalu geesthaadu ee sanka |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14395
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:53 am: | |
 M lo work
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14394
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:52 am: | |
 aina sarey 
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9036
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:51 am: | |
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Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 14393
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:50 am: | |
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9025
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:12 am: | |
#2 ga work lo baga vayisthunnara  |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9023
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:09 am: | |
DB ni work lo opening seyyalekhapothunna |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9021
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:07 am: | |
sankaga  |
Sankalpam
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sankalpam
Post Number: 5523
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 84.45.206.18
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:06 am: | |
ammaneee eediki ee alavatu kuda vundhaa
Nuditi medha rathalu rasthaadu aa Brahma,Kagitham medha pichi geethalu geesthaadu ee sanka |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9020
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:06 am: | |
DADA pakka thadulo comenting yenti |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 32964
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:05 am: | |
dongayya maa Vlu alaa pisakoddu plzz... |
Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9019
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:04 am: | |
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Donga_evaru
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 9017
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.93.44.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:02 am: | |
itu randi antha  |
