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Cricfan
Bewarse
Username: Cricfan
Post Number: 1439
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.162.127.185
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 11:15 am: |    |
Mogambo  |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 11662
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 10:42 am: | |
And if the whole country had made efforts for the
> happy arrival?....
> DESHPANDEY!!
DURGA-- Vinni Viddi Vicci |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 15724
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 10:01 am: | |
G to the O to the O to the C, C to the H to the H to the I ,GOCHI thats what u say... |
Mogambo
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Mogambo
Post Number: 736
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 68.37.37.60
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 9:58 am: | |
olu ki joke nachhaleda, munde chadiveesara 
Mogambo Khush Hua!!! |
Mogambo
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Mogambo
Post Number: 703
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 68.37.37.60
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 5:10 am: | |
> A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his
> family for about 4 years while his wife was in
> Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he
> distributed sweets to his colleagues in office
> stating that his wife had delivered a son...
>
> His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked
> how this "happy event" happened when he had not
> seen his wife for four years... The man said it
> is common in UP that neighbours take care of the
> wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.The
> colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to
> the son?"
>
> The man explained, "If its the second neighbour
> who has taken care,then the name would be
> DWIVEDI;
> If it is the third neighbour then it would be
> TRIVEDI,
>
> If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be
> CHATURVEDI;
>
> If its the fifth neighbour then it would be
> PANDEY...
>
> After listening to this, questions followed. What
> if it is a mixture of neighbours?
>
> "Then the boy would be named MISHRA"...
>
> And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name
> of the neighbour?
> "Then it would be SHARMA"...
>
> But what if she refuses to divulge the name of
> the neighbour?
> "Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
>
> If she does not remember the name then?
>
> "It is YAAD-AV...
>
> But who knows whether the child resulted from a
> rape?
>
> "Then it will be named DOSHI"...
>
> Finally, if the child happened because of wife's
> burning desire for sex,?
> "Then he will be named JOSHI...
>
> And if the whole country had made efforts for the
> happy arrival?....
> DESHPANDEY!!
Mogambo Khush Hua!!! |
