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Stud
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Stud
Post Number: 2528
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 65.29.32.187
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 6:46 pm: |    |
kevv keka |
Thingarodu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Thingarodu
Post Number: 7635
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 84.45.206.18
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 9:28 am: | |
Istamythe pujinchuko,Kastamythe Asahyinchukoku  Evadi maata vinadu thingarayya |
Poramboku
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Poramboku
Post Number: 666
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 134.130.240.68
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 9:22 am: | |
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Cricfan
Bewarse
Username: Cricfan
Post Number: 1470
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.162.127.185
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 9:19 am: | |
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Kingchoudary
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 15996
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.18.109.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 9:10 am: | |
Read on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!!
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I nearly died!
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