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Badri
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Badri
Post Number: 9798
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:21 pm: |    |
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 578
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:20 pm: | |
ille... appudu appudu poyi secking settha le... 
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Kalki
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 6759
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:12 pm: | |
nenu inka mee db ki ellipoyyavemo anukunnaa
 OKKA MAGADU ...The ONE and ONLY |
Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 577
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:07 pm: | |
yeah kalki mama... iyaltiki kastha pree time dorikindhi...
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20453
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.243.118
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:02 pm: | |
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Kalki
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 6754
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 12:00 pm: | |
SB mama pree ayyavaa
OKKA MAGADU ...The ONE and ONLY |
Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 576
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:57 am: | |
evarni pilisthe enti bobu goru... meeru bisha bisha ante andaru turru mantaru...
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Bob
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Bob
Post Number: 4761
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 68.0.77.244
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:56 am: | |
evarni pilusthunnav ON na?
Kansas,boston,pennslvynia,hartford,newhampshire,delaware,baltimore,chicago,tulsa,Dallas whats next... |
Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 575
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:55 am: | |
Jump Jilani. |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20451
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.243.118
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:55 am: | |
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Penkonda_tiger
Bewarse
Username: Penkonda_tiger
Post Number: 2063
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 62.234.167.180
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:54 am: | |
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 574
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:54 am: | |
Jump Jilani. |
Bob
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Bob
Post Number: 4760
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 68.0.77.244
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:53 am: | |
ee bisha...
Kansas,boston,pennslvynia,hartford,newhampshire,delaware,baltimore,chicago,tulsa,Dallas whats next... |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20450
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.243.118
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:51 am: | |
kummutha DE gaa.. ... bobu goku ante nuvvu bobu goru antave
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 572
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:48 am: | |
kummutha DE gaa..  ... bobu goru ante nuvvu bobu goku antave?
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Bob
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Bob
Post Number: 4756
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 68.0.77.244
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:45 am: | |
switchu..
Kansas,boston,pennslvynia,hartford,newhampshire,delaware,baltimore,chicago,tulsa,Dallas whats next... |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20442
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.243.118
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:42 am: | |
bobu goku...
yevarni sichu  |
Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 570
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:41 am: | |
bobu goru...
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Bob
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Bob
Post Number: 4753
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 68.0.77.244
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:40 am: | |
Kansas,boston,pennslvynia,hartford,newhampshire,delaware,baltimore,chicago,tulsa,Dallas whats next... |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20439
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.243.118
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:37 am: | |
sichu ga  |
Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 564
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:32 am: | |
DE gaa.. oppice ledhu kadha... ribbon kattirichi untavu anukunna.. inka kaledha... 
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Etakaram
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Etakaram
Post Number: 306
Registered: 07-2005
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:31 am: | |
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 563
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:30 am: | |
sicchu  DE
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20434
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:28 am: | |
jokes ke gosi thadipe rakam nuvvu....inka video pedithe US lo endakalam lo floods theppisthavu  |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20433
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:27 am: | |
Lessons from a Bull
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife'smouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 560
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:26 am: | |
nee jokulu tagaleyya.... eedio adigithe jokulu edatavu..
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20429
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:23 am: | |
A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn't had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
1. Try acupuncture...It will be painful and I can't guarantee you 100% satisfaction.
2. Try Homoeopathy...That too may not work for this 'great head'.
3. This method is the surest one...Apply female secretions on your head, definitely you will get rid of your problem."
Satisfied, he was about to go and then he noticed that the doctor is also having a 'mirror head'.
He asked the doc ,"why don't you try this method?"
Doctor snorted, "I may not have hair on my head, but can't you see that I am having a hell of moustache...!!!
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Switchblade
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Switchblade
Post Number: 556
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:20 am: | |
DE ga.. eedio edhi raa...
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Etakaram
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Etakaram
Post Number: 301
Registered: 07-2005
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:17 am: | |
idhi nuvvu anthakamundu pettinappudu sadivinaa DE gaa |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20426
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:17 am: | |
Women's bra come in 3 categories. Autocracy, Democracy & Bureaucracy.
Autocracy: Aims at 'Suppression' of the masses
Democracy: Aims at 'Upliftment' of the masses
Bureaucracy: Shows a mountain if it was a mole.
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20425
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:16 am: | |
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letter used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...
It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
{F} - Fake.
dhinemma joke ..yeppudu chadivina navvosthundhi  |
Etakaram
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Etakaram
Post Number: 297
Registered: 07-2005
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:14 am: | |
DEgaa..priest joke masthundhi |
Pokiri1
Bewarse
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 1622
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 152.123.2.230
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:12 am: | |
tension ki gochi tammi daggara medicine vundi anta. okasari adugu tammi ni.
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20423
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:12 am: | |
tension ki virugudu  |
Pokiri1
Bewarse
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 1621
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 152.123.2.230
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:11 am: | |
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Pokiri1
Bewarse
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 1620
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 152.123.2.230
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:10 am: | |
neeku emi ayyindi DE gaa. vaadu inka nee interview cheppaka pote ituvantivi post chestva.
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20422
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:09 am: | |
The Priest & His Cock
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, and the two priests stood up.
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20421
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:07 am: | |
Borthel Parrot
One day a woman decides to buy a parrot for her daughters. She goes to the nearest animals store, There she sees a splendid speaking parrot for 20 dollars.
Astonished, she sees the salesman and asks," Sir, why a parrot of such a great value is not very expensive? ".
The salesman says," Well Madam, it comes from a brothel and its language is not correct".
The woman says that she will correct the language and buys it. Arrived at home, the cage is installed in the salon. The parrot says then:" New house, new brothel". The woman thinks that it is not serious and that the parrot will be corrected.
The two small girls then arrives at the salon and the parrot says: "Two new small whores, two new small whores".
The mother, very confused explains to her daughters that the parrot comes from a brothel and that its language will be corrected from day to day. On this, her husband, Robert, arrives and the parrot seeing him says "New brothel, new small whores, but always this good Robert".
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Pokiri1
Bewarse
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 1619
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 152.123.2.230
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:04 am: | |
present sir
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20420
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:03 am: | |
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Gochi2
Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1276
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 136.234.152.90
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 11:00 am: | |
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20417
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:42 am: | |
mi annaya badhulu nuvvu vachava thadu gudda pettaniki #2 ga |
Gochi2
Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1275
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 136.234.152.90
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:40 am: | |
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20416
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:40 am: | |
pathi mayya ..shakeela cinema lo sec veroine vuntundhi ..janalantha dhanikosam veltharu ..kani peru shakeela ki |
Kalki
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 6749
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:38 am: | |
1 raakunda 2 occhindeee
assala ee mallu gallu aa shakeela ni etta soostru devuddaaaa,naaku danni soosthe ne doku occhuddi
OKKA MAGADU ...The ONE and ONLY |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20415
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:37 am: | |
shakeela bomma yedithe nela mopping seyyiniki |
Gochi2
Bewarse
Username: Gochi2
Post Number: 1274
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 136.234.152.90
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:37 am: | |
pesent sir!! |
Kalki
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 6747
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:34 am: | |
shakeela bommalu ettatanikaa
OKKA MAGADU ...The ONE and ONLY |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20413
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:29 am: | |
yevadra akkada ante gosigadu cheyyi yethi lagethukuni vasthadu |
Kalki
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 6744
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:26 am: | |
kama sikshana ledaaa??andukega masala bomma edutunnadi
OKKA MAGADU ...The ONE and ONLY |
Donga_evaru
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 20412
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.240.218
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 - 10:24 am: | |
bothiga kamasikshana lekunda poyindhi miku  |
