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Prasanth
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Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 54553
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 110.76.160.100
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yeyy don ba..endhi rendu rojula nundi nee harmoniam padanisa??? |
Don
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Username: Don
Post Number: 16057
Registered: 12-2004
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If you fwd emails.. you might be selfish..
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Prasanth
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Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 54552
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 10, 2011 - 7:26 am: |
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Controlled by wife
Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.
God comes and says:
"I want the men to form two queues,
one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.
The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only
one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the
Only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." |
Prasanth
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Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 54551
Registered: 03-2004
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Where Am I..?
A helicopter was flying around above Bangalore when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Bengaluru airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the IT park , because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."  |
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