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Black_pearl
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 6:18 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were as big as his teeth.
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Black_pearl
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 6:16 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to catch them.

Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus
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Black_pearl
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 6:15 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

What is Kamran Akmal's favourite pick up line? "Can I drop you somewhere?"
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Black_pearl
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 6:05 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Another Twitter message said: "Kamran thinks being a wicket-keeper means letting the batsman keep his wicket."

Another fan, Mohammad Parekh, asked: "What do Kamran and Michael Jackson have in common? They both wear gloves for no... reason."
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Kingchoudary
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 5:09 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Esperanza:

"Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal"




keka, appudeppudo Gangadi meeda itta vachevi jokes....
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Kingchoudary
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 5:09 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Straight_drive:

Hari: "Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey".




MOVIEART--bemmi.adi....
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Esperanza
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 5:04 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

"Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal"
space for lease
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Straight_drive
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 4:56 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Hari: "Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey".

CLIPART--roflmao
Nenosthe jaathara...naa maate motha raa...Brahmandam baddale raa...
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Prasanth
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Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 4:53 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

bump for esper
Megastar Chiranjeevi
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Busy_balaraju
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 12:30 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Biryani:


MOVIEART--ali
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Biryani
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 12:27 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

excellent ball by Shoaib found another nervously prodding Taylor edge. This time, Kamran could not help but get his gloves to it. Most wicketkeepers from cricket history would have caught it. Men such as George Duckworth and Bert Oldfield would have pocketed it without a moment’s fuss. Despite both having been dead for decades. Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in America have been analysing the footage since yesterday, and still have “absolutely no idea how that ball hit the ground – it seemed to defy physics”.
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Biryani
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 12:25 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

the Maharajah of Missed Chances, the Don Corleone of Dropped Catches, the Earl of Err, the Pharaoh of Fumble, Lance Corporal Granite Hands himself, Kamran Akmal

MOVIEART--bemmi.lol5
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Busy_balaraju
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:35 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Kingchoudary:


comedy ga pak cricket board vallu inda vs england match lo edo spot fixing jarigi vundachu ani icc ki hint lu kuda echaru MOVIEART--ali.lol
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Kingchoudary
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:33 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Paki gallu yedanna catch ni drop chesarante, ledaa last overs lo atta wides vesarante indhulo yedoooooo vundi CLIPART--lol2....
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Busy_balaraju
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:32 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Straight_drive:


sd thammudu MOVIEART--bemmi.gm
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Busy_balaraju
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:31 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Don:


nz series lo anna thamulu edaru baga adaru anukuntanu


correct me if i am wrong
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Straight_drive
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:31 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

balraju annai MOVIEART--blessme

kami gadu eppudu anthe...

fukmal campaign anta twitter lo pak fans CLIPART--roflmao
Nenosthe jaathara...naa maate motha raa...Brahmandam baddale raa...
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Busy_balaraju
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:30 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Straight_drive:


yeah

kani mari easy catches ni drop chesadu nz match loMOVIEART--ali
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Straight_drive
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:29 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

ninna cricinfo lo chadivanu...last 25 tests lo 32 catches vadiladu anta
Nenosthe jaathara...naa maate motha raa...Brahmandam baddale raa...
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Don
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:28 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

haha.. asala veedu ela select ayyado
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Straight_drive
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 - 11:17 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!

Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.

Remember those match-fixing charges against Kamran Akmal? Yeah, those were dropped too

'Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:‘caught Akmal’

akmal gadini kukka F'ing sestannaru CLIPART--lol2
Nenosthe jaathara...naa maate motha raa...Brahmandam baddale raa...

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