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Thikamaka
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 8115
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 220.227.124.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2012 - 2:49 am: |
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Newly Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her Frnds: kaha kaha ghum aai? She: Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali.
Frnds: kya kya dekha? She: Ceilling fan.:D=D
Vajpayee was talking about Family-Planing & birth control at Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said
"Hey dude,When U can't Play the Game,Dont make Rules 4 Champions".
Penis stages by Film Names:-
3-5yrs Masoom
6-8 Parvarish
9-15 Parivartan
16-20 Pyasa
21-35 Shikari
36-50 Kabhi Kabhi
51-60 Kaamchor
61-75 Laachar
76 -> Yaadein.
Mission 10K by February 29th 2012.
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Stewie
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Stewie
Post Number: 1120
Registered: 03-2011
Posted From: 68.199.98.228
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2012 - 5:51 pm: |
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Farex:- My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”
good one..
btw irish ante mana sardarji type aa
Patha Signature teeseysa
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Farex
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Farex
Post Number: 9204
Registered: 10-2010
Posted From: 151.151.16.11
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2012 - 5:16 pm: |
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Irish-born comedian Frank Carson has died aged 85 after a battle with cancer.
In celebration of his career, here are some of Frank Carson’s greatest one-liners...
- My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”
- There’s a professor who’s crossed a chicken with a spider, he’s now got chickens with 8 legs! I said, ‘What does it taste like?” He said, ‘I don’t know, I haven’t caught any yet.’
- My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.
- I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are at a Christmas party and each had to bring something to do with Christmas. Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, Scotsman brought a bag of holly and the Irishman brought a pair of knickers. I asked, ‘What’s that got to do with Christmas?’ He said, ‘They’re Carol’s.’
- A fella walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
- Paddy calls a wrong number at 3am. "Is that O'Malley's Bar?," he asks. "No it's not, this is a private residence." "Oh, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to have troubled you," says Paddy. "Ah it's no trouble," says the stranger. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."
- A man goes into Boots and says: “Have you got Viagra?” “Do you have a prescription?,” asks the chemist. “No,” he replies, “But I’ve got a photograph of the wife...”
- An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband demanded to know who the other man was.
- A fella walked into hospital and the doctor said: “You’ve got three minutes to live.” The man said: “Can you do something for me?” “Yes,” he said. “I’ll boil you an egg.”
- I rang British Telecom. I said, “I want to report a nuisance caller.” He said: "Not you again.”
- A fella said to the doctor: “What’s the good news?” “You’ve got 24 hours to live.” He says: “What’s the bad news?” And the doc says: “We should have told you yesterday.”
Jagamanthati Kutumbham Nadhi
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