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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5135
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:27 pm: |
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Durga:inka eekend ki pone vastundi, inka esukuntadu nanu
neeku kaadu seyyalsinollaki sestha... monday nunchi bhojanam taadullo emi postuthavo soostha 
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23390
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:26 pm: |
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elagu ignore kodthav kadha durgayya. >>
esari teesta, "aahh vello, velloooo, hellloo, chuss ee at&t chetaga vundi service", ani pettesta
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5134
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:26 pm: |
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Fedex:
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4159
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:24 pm: |
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Durga:pone vastundi
elagu ignore kodthav kadha durgayya. 
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23388
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:23 pm: |
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inka eekend ki pone vastundi, inka esukuntadu nanu
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5132
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:23 pm: |
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Durga:candi body language cuustante enduko mana kissidikhan malle vunnadu...
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4158
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:22 pm: |
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Durga:
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23387
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:21 pm: |
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candi body language cuustante enduko mana kissidikhan malle vunnadu...
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Gudivada04
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Gudivada04
Post Number: 9904
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.244.207.150
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:20 pm: |
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for me the best part is this:
Candi: These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .
Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no... I am talking about Exams!! |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4157
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:20 pm: |
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Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5131
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:18 pm: |
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Durga: kopam paddelmantu tenchukuni vachindaa
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Gudivada04
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Gudivada04
Post Number: 9903
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.244.207.150
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:17 pm: |
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Kichidi:
naaku vachina mail just C&P anthe. asalu last sentence pedda pattinchukoledu nenu |
Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23386
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:15 pm: |
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kissid, kopam paddelmantu tenchukuni vachindaa
kaani emi annalevu, peddayana, andulone mana vorru vaaru, paiga ekkado sambadam kalisindi
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5129
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:14 pm: |
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Durga:
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5128
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 161.181.53.10
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:13 pm: |
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Gudivada04:The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Info sys.
U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard!!!! ~ Confucius baba
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23384
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:11 pm: |
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Welcome to INFOSYS. >>
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Gudivada04
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Gudivada04
Post Number: 9901
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.244.207.150
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2010 - 5:00 pm: |
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ivvala bothiga pani paata ledu, just couple of conf calls tho ayipoyindi. evado forward sesadu ee joke. inthakumundu soosi vundaka pothe enjoy seyyandi.
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Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.
Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya
Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .
Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.
Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education it self was so much of pain!!
Interviewer : Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)
Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.
Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!
Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.
Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!
Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.
Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hot fixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version control', 'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!
Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US,Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?
Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.
The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Info sys. |
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