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Ferrari
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Ferrari
Post Number: 126
Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 208.110.195.6
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 3:47 pm: |
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4315
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 12:50 pm: |
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Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Puli
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Puli
Post Number: 4818
Registered: 05-2007
Posted From: 59.101.201.175
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 9:48 am: |
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 inko vaaramlo undi, munde preview vachindi emi jaragabotondo
Oka postu. Oka reply. Oka tittu. Oka thread deletu. Adhi story.
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Dubuku
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Dubuku
Post Number: 1241
Registered: 07-2006
Posted From: 122.169.129.80
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 9:45 am: |
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very funny and interesting
Iragatiyyadam modalupedithe evari maata vinedi ledu 
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23542
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 8:59 am: |
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kissid, mee comfany lo kuuda itage vuntundaa
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5647
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 76.22.48.252
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:42 am: |
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REALIZATION= real I zation = Finding the real I. However it is not the I in reality but the reality in I. --Doc
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Codes
Bewarse Legend
Username: Codes
Post Number: 57770
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 212.60.115.186
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 3:12 am: |
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kiki
Compare for understanding, not for judgement.
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Jestges
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Jestges
Post Number: 21
Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 123.176.35.132
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 12:19 am: |
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Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".
Kumar: What? How come 'average'?
Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.
Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.
Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.
Kumar: What???
Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.
Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.
Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.
Kumar: Huh? *Confused*
Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.
Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?
Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well..I mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.
Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*
Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.
Kumar: *head spinning*
Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.
Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.
Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our NORMALIZATION process gave you only 'average'.
Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. This year just 'average'? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?
Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.
Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.
Big Boss: Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets 'average', whichever lands on table gets 'good', whichever we manage to catch gets 'excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets 'outstanding'.
Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'poor' rating?
Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.
Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'?
Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process!
Kumar: *faints*
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