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Andhramass
Bewarse Legend
Username: Andhramass
Post Number: 38342
Registered: 07-2006
Posted From: 59.101.155.97
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 11:40 pm: |
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jagan meedha cartoon
~ Hell has three gates: lust, anger, and greed ~
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4345
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 5:30 pm: |
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yeha...naku kooda chadivinatlu gurthu kani.....dorakaledhu.
ikkada unna jokes anni post chesthe....eppudanna kavalante archives lo ayina choosukovachu ani postuthunna
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5670
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 76.22.48.252
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 5:27 pm: |
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Fedex:H o w t o Ca tc h a LI ON
ilantide indian IT companies gurinchi oka joke vundedi..
REALIZATION= real I zation = Finding the real I. However it is not the I in reality but the reality in I. --Doc
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4344
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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H o w t o Ca tc h a LI ON
Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4343
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US. A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton .
The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton should say, “I am fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.” It looks quite simple, but the truth is…. When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said “Who Are You?” Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: “Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha….” Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, ha ha ha.” Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4342
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 5:11 pm: |
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The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the only empty one was next to an older lady, and she had her pet poodle on it. He said, “Please, madam, I'm very tired. May I please sit here?” The lady replied, “No. My precious little poodle, Miss Fluffy, is sitting here.”
The soldier walked the length of the train again with no luck, so he went back to the same seat next to the same woman and said, “Please, Madam, I have been fighting at the front for months, my feet hurt and I'm very tired. May I please sit here?” The woman told him, “I cannot believe how rude you are! I have already told you that my darling little Miss Fluffy is sitting here.” At that, the American lost his temper, picked up the poodle and threw it out the window.
An elderly man who was sitting across the compartment looked at the American soldier and said, “You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you eat with the wrong hand and now you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5664
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 76.22.48.252
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:49 pm: |
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Durga:kissid tongi tongi cuustunavanmataa
REALIZATION= real I zation = Finding the real I. However it is not the I in reality but the reality in I. --Doc
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23586
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:47 pm: |
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kissid tongi tongi cuustunavanmataa
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5663
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 76.22.48.252
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:47 pm: |
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50 
REALIZATION= real I zation = Finding the real I. However it is not the I in reality but the reality in I. --Doc
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Kichidi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Kichidi
Post Number: 5662
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 76.22.48.252
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:47 pm: |
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49
REALIZATION= real I zation = Finding the real I. However it is not the I in reality but the reality in I. --Doc
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4341
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:39 pm: |
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yeah choosanu..... 
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Gudivada04
Bewarse Legend
Username: Gudivada04
Post Number: 10036
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.244.207.150
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:37 pm: |
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Fedex:
last line is the PUNCH line.. |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4339
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 4:34 pm: |
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Gudivada04:"She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's Not My Wife..."
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Gudivada04
Bewarse Legend
Username: Gudivada04
Post Number: 10032
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 66.244.207.150
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
''What happened?"
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not Have
a Headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.."
It Worked! The headaches are all gone.."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of Fire
in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better than The First time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back.."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's Not My Wife..."
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Klien_fan
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Klien_fan
Post Number: 1869
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 198.240.130.75
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:27 pm: |
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nee yenks gattiga navva appice
Its not who we are, rather who we are not that defines us!!!!
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23571
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:25 pm: |
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Majjiga lo Mutton Manchuria munching chesi desert kinda rendu chethululo kg coldstone all mix ice cream sunnithanga seekutu aayasam ga uphill nadaka nemmadhi ga nadusthuntadu Nanee...
>>>
denemma, emi rhyming saami
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23570
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:23 pm: |
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Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4337
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:22 pm: |
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Namastheanna:
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13895
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:21 pm: |
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Namastheanna:Bignole: Move it (Mister) or Loose it (and be a Sister)ani oka kasi tho koodina konte navvu rivvuthadu...
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Namastheanna
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Namastheanna
Post Number: 1022
Registered: 04-2010
Posted From: 162.119.238.160
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Votes: 7 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:19 pm: |
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Majjiga lo Mutton Manchuria munching chesi desert kinda rendu chethululo kg coldstone all mix ice cream sunnithanga seekutu aayasam ga uphill nadaka nemmadhi ga nadusthuntadu Nanee...
Diet meeda unappudu everyday Today/s menu thread chusi Bignole gariki jeevitham pai virakthi valla vacchina prateekara jwala tho Nanee ki spot pettalani down hill meeda bike tho Nanee nee speed ga center lo chusi guddalani dusukuvasthu
Bignole: Move it (Mister) or Loose it (and be a Sister)ani oka kasi tho koodina konte navvu rivvuthadu...
Nanee *****(fedex sarwaad lunch time ayyindi meeru continue cheyyandi)
Are you working hard or are you hardly working?
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4336
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4335
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4334
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:16 pm: |
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kummaledhu le inka......sare continue settanu durgayya
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23568
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:14 pm: |
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...bedars ki siraku vachi kummettaru ani apanu netiki....>>>
jokes esina kummaraa
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4333
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:11 pm: |
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durgayya, inka saaala unnai.....bedars ki siraku vachi kummettaru ani apanu netiki....malli nest priday
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Durga
Bewarse Legend
Username: Durga
Post Number: 23566
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 207.70.143.185
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:10 pm: |
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fedes jokes kummavu, anni pive stars
tingu neeku tuuda
Being lazy is an art, and i am a Master in that.
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 34571
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 205.157.110.11
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 2:00 pm: |
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ala voorike antha sooste thrill fothadi, i prefer it the way in India :d
jai akon...jai jayZ..jai jai lilWayne
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4332
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:59 pm: |
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Don:thammullu
donayyaaaaaaa
midnight news leee.....morning news kadhu....nuvvu .... 
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4331
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:58 pm: |
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Bhavani:.bending lo torture
anduke priday ivanna sadivi relax avvu ba....nachithene....nachakafothe....
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13893
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:57 pm: |
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news naked ga na.. wow.. roju early morning legustaaremo ga .. thammullu.. ;) |
Bhavani
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhavani
Post Number: 7871
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 207.114.139.254
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:56 pm: |
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Fedex:eee rojuki bharinchu ba.........thaffadhu
nee jokes ki kaadu baa.....bending lo torture ki esaa aa icon!
Love-Hate-Seths-Pain-It's complicating me sometimes,This love-Hate-Seths-Pain-Is underestimating life!!!
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4330
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:56 pm: |
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Don:European ad
Europe lo masthu undedhi ba.....news naked ga sadavatam.....raacha chestharu le janalu.
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13892
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:54 pm: |
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Fedex:The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
idi oka European ad kooda undi.. banned here in the US anukunta.. |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4329
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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A six year old boy had a doubt regarding how the goverment or politics works. So he asked his father to explain the goverment/politics. His dad thought for a while how to explain these stuffs to a young boy. Then he explained like this to the boy.
Son, I will give you as example of our family so that you understand the government, which is similar to family.
I am earing and bringing money to the family. So I am "capitalist".
Your mom, manages and runs the family with the money that I bring. So she is "government".
You are depending on both of us. So you are called "common people".
Your little baby brother is "future"
As our maid (sevent lady) working hard for few dollers we pay, she is called "working class".
Then he explained his son to watch the family activites to understand how the government works. This little boy was thinking about all this and went to the bed in that night.
In middle of night his baby brother who was sleeping next to him was crying. The boy wake up and noticed that the baby was crying due to wet diaper. So he wanted to wake his parents. When he went to their bedroom, his mommy was alone sleeping. When he tried to wake her, she did not hear him as she was in deep sleep. She did not hear him.Then he decided to wake the servent lady. When he went to her room, he saw his father with that lady and they were doing s**. Without distrbing them he came back to his room and slept.
Next day, his father asked about how much he understand the govermnet so far.
Then the boy replied as "While capitalists are screwing the working class, the government is in deep sleep, common man voice is not heard and the future is in deep shit".
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 34570
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 205.157.110.11
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:51 pm: |
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lol
jai akon...jai jayZ..jai jai lilWayne
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4328
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:50 pm: |
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Bhavani:
eee rojuki bharinchu ba.........thaffadhu 
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4327
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and
did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with
it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask
for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Bhavani
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhavani
Post Number: 7870
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 207.114.139.254
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:47 pm: |
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Love-Hate-Seths-Pain-It's complicating me sometimes,This love-Hate-Seths-Pain-Is underestimating life!!!
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4326
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies!
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it "
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out
of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself "
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out.........."Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4325
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:45 pm: |
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The lawyer & the farmer
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer"s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I"m going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I"m one of the best trial attorneys in California and, if you don"t let me get that duck, I"ll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don"t know how we settle disputes in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the North Carolina Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What"s that?"
The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by
the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer"s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer"s last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer"s third kick to
his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it"s my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4324
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 34566
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 205.157.110.11
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kiki spoon joke bagundi
jai akon...jai jayZ..jai jai lilWayne
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4323
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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End of school
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4322
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Tingari_xx::nee yamma, ademaina jeevitha khaidu anukunnava
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Nanee
Bewarse Legend
Username: Nanee
Post Number: 21816
Registered: 08-2009
Posted From: 183.82.174.254
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farex 
FDFS movie updates
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Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13891
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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Fedex:'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 34565
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 205.157.110.11
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ee madhya dblog lo sadivina joke...
newly married Mogud,pellams on tholi ratri..
P: adenti
M: aady khaidi, ademo jailu...khaidi ni jail lo pedtanu antaadu
kaasepu tarvata break....
P:khaidi ni jail lo pettamani order....
few times ayyaka
M:nee yamma, ademaina jeevitha khaidu anukunnava
jai akon...jai jayZ..jai jai lilWayne
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Fedex
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Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4321
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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No wonder the top consulting companies charge big bucks.......
How consultants can make a difference in an organization.
We took some friends to a new restaurant and I noticed the waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. This seemed a little strange.When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' He explained,'Well, the owner hired a consulting firm to revamp all of our processes.. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil, with a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it now.' I was impressed. I also noticed that the waiter had a string hanging out of his fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had a string hanging from their flies. So before the waiter walked off, I said, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' Lowering his voice. he said, 'Not everyone is so observant.The consulting firm also determined how we could save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and thus, eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.
I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
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Praveen
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Praveen
Post Number: 5545
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.198.163.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:12 pm: |
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continue seyyi fedex |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4320
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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oppice la bore kotti...PASSTIME ani nakoo folder untundhi emails lo......vaallu veellu forward sesinavi.......chaduvuthunte anipinchindhi....DB lo eddam...ani
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Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13890
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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lol.. Fedexio enti ee bhoothu jokes |
Don
Bewarse Legend
Username: Don
Post Number: 13889
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 205.132.110.2
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hehe.. first di nenu bhi first time vintunna  |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4319
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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The cop and the little girl...
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bicycle stopped beside him.
"Nice bicycle", the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes Sir", the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked at the bicycle over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Give this to your dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir... did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa, the dick should be underneath the horse, not on the top!!!"
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Praveen
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Praveen
Post Number: 5543
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 65.198.163.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 1:04 pm: |
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tingu baa
nenu first time intunnaa
Little John jokes unte eyyi fedex baa |
Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4318
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Tingari_xx:dasabdam aithundi ee joke soosi
nenu kooda just passtime kosam patha emails lo vi ala teesi posting vere......kondari kanna kothaga anipisthundemo ani.....
Most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Tingari_xx
Bewarse Legend
Username: Tingari_xx
Post Number: 34563
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 205.157.110.11
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good one, kakafothe dasabdam aithundi ee joke soosi
jai akon...jai jayZ..jai jai lilWayne
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4317
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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A young man in America wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday, and, as they had not been dating for very long, he decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, thoughtful, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to the shop and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items ... the sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove."
"These are a delicate shade. The shop assistant showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny. In fact, she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them."
"I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night."
All my love, John
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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Fedex
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Fedex
Post Number: 4316
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 206.169.50.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 17, 2010 - 12:57 pm: |
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eeee Friday konni jokes post chesthanu.....vaallu veellu pampina vi emails lo save chesukuntanu. thought of sharing them in DB for fun.
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