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Gutthi
Pilla Bewarse Username: Gutthi
Post Number: 358 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.2.43
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Andhramass
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Post Number: 40560 Registered: 07-2006 Posted From: 27.33.118.155
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vachavaa anni dananallo Annadanam Minna
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Gutthi
Pilla Bewarse Username: Gutthi
Post Number: 357 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.2.43
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What’s an average 6 inch long What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ???? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive -------------------------------------------- Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth ----------------------------------------------- The wife’s mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the waiting room, she spotted her son-in-law. Unbeknown to her, he was listening to the cricket on his IPod. “How’s it going?” she asked anxiously. “Not bad,” he smiled, “they’ve got four out and there’s only one to go.” “Aaah,” she screamed, and fainted. ------------------------------------------------ Father to son: JOHNY to marry a girl with small hands, it’ll make your penis look bigger. ------------------------------------------------- Two kids were arguing in the playground. “My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the first boy. “No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highest score last week.” “OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.” “Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.” ------------------------------------------------ The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s school report, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find out what had gone wrong. “Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied the headmaster. “The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay and he spends all his time pursuing the good looking boys instead of studying.” The father was horrified. “But what on earth is the good news?” he stammered. The headmaster smiled. “Well, the good news is that your son has been voted Queen of the May.” -------------------------------------------------- |
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